Hey, I’d rather be a sparrow than a snail myself.
I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
Existential Blues
“If we believe in nothing, if nothing has any meaning and if we can affirm no values whatsoever, then everything is possible and nothing has any importance.”
― Albert Camus, The Rebel: An Essay on Man in Revolt
I am that i am
Coitus ergo sum.
Illegitimi non carborundum
quod erat demonstratum
E Pluribus Unum
But, in the Latin alphabet, “Jehovah” begins with an “I”…
That’s 'cause the Greeks and Romans didn’t have another equivalent for Yod.
Dot your i’s and cross your t’s.
Mind your p’s and q’s
one mississippi, two mississippi, three…
Mrs. Hippy
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Aggravation
a graviton
You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.
Ah, but where’s the levity in levitation?