Not guilty and he can keep the cow!
That’s a lot of bull.
Bovine excrement
cow chip tossing contest
midget tossing contest
ETA: quite the PC event, that
Gimli tossing at Helm’s Deep.
Shaka when the walls fell.
Gilgamesh and Enkidu. At Uruk.
Joshua fit the battle of Jericho and the walls come tumblin’ down.
You may talk about your men of Gideon
You may talk about the men of Saul
But there’s none like good old Joshua
I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:
Till we have built Jerusalem,
In England’s green & pleasant Land
Green Eggs and Ham
Would you, could you, with a Sword,
Would you, could you, Oh my Lord!
Behold Anduril, the Sword Reforged, a worthy blade for a great Captain of the West!
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
INRI: Iesu Nazarene Rex Iuda
Ikhthos
Ishtar
Inanna