Cardinal Fang
Cardinal sin
Seven deadly sins
Seven for the Dwarven Kings, in their halls of stone.
Missed edit window - I worked from memory, but should be “Dwarf-lords”
Thorin Oakenshield
Fili & Kili
Vili Fualaau
Aloha Oe
Queen Lili’uokalani
Mary Kay Letourneau Fualaau
convicted rapist
rapier
more sharper than a serpent’s tooth
hotter than a dragon’s breath
colder than a witches tit
so hard I could open a coconut with it
Open coconut, insert lime, drink it all up
Doctor, doctor, give me the news
Time to make out a living will