prefrontal lobotomy
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Some people could use a reverse lobotomy - adding one in
“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”
- Dan Quayle
“Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy.”
Potatoe
twoe potatoe
Threescore years and ten
four score and seven years ago
governnent of the people, by the people, and for the people shall not perish from the Earth
Live free or die hard
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
I’ve seen a house fly, a dragon fly, a pants fly, a crane fly, but I’ve never seen an elephant fly.
Dumbo
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus
Whoa, Nellie! You can pack a trunk, but can you pachyderm?
Once there was an elephant who had a very bad cold. He was all stuffed up, and he couldn’t breathe through his nose. “No one has ever suffered as much as I,” he said to himself. Eventually he became convinced that his hours were numbered, so he gathered his family and friends around him and gave away all his possessions. The next day, he woke up in perfect health. And penniless. The moral is: Just because your trunk is packed, doesn’t mean you’re ready to go.
Tuskegee Redtails
Ottawa Redblacks
Red Green