Free Association

[Spiderman]

Push, push, in to George Bush
Tip O, Tip O’ Neal

[panache45]

It’s a long way to Tipperary.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

A fish-like thing appeared among the annelids one day.
It hadn’t any parapods nor setae to display.
It hadn’t any eyes nor jaws, nor ventral nervous cord,
But it had a lot of gill slits and it had a notochord.

 Chorus:
It's a long way from Amphioxus. It's a long way to us.
It's a long way from Amphioxus to the meanest human cuss.
Well, it's goodbye to fins and gill slits, and it's welcome lungs and hair!
It's a long, long way from Amphioxus, but we all came from there.

[carnut]

(Bravo Prof. P.!)

I’m a chordate, you’re a chordate, that peregrine falcon flying is a chordate too!

[Ignatz]

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[Spiderman]

Cordite

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Kryptonite! Gasp! My… one… weakness…

[Brooky]

Kryptonite Locks

[panache45]

Goldilocks

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Ursa Major, Ursa Minor and Ursula Andress

[Rick_Kitchen]

Stop undressing me with your eyes.

[panache45]

Please undress me, but not with your eyes.

[Ignatz]

Mine eyes have seen the glory.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

You know, there’s been a lot of speculation tonight about Joan Rivers’ vagina–how old is it? How dry is it? How many men died during its construction? Well, good people, I have had sex with Joan Rivers. And I can tell you from experience that her much-maligned vagina is in fact a glorious thing of unparalleled beauty.
It was early in my career. I walked into a green room. Who do I see? The great Joan Rivers. At this point in my life, I’d already had sexual congress with dozens of Joan Rivers impersonators, and most were total gentlemen, like Mr. Mario Cantone.
But Joan was an animal. She quickly disrobed. Her ashy, yellow, veiny skin was cold and smooth to the touch like a dead komodo dragon, which made my young comic’s custard cannon rock hard. She spread her legs and I was immediately blinded by a flurry of bats. When the bats had cleared, I saw it-- the fabled Joan Rivers vagina. It was magnificent, a gleaming pink flower, glistening with morning dew. It filled the room with sunshine and rainbows. A unicorn looked out of it, winking as if to beckon me inside. “Take me,” Joan hissed, “fill me with your seed so that I may live another century.”
She climbed atop of two cases of Rolling Rock and began thrusting her heavenly loins upon my young comic’s goo bazooka. I shouted, “take it all mein Bobby” then she exploded, sending a hot rush of love slime sloshing to the floor where it burned a hole into the sewer below. Spent, I fell backwards tumbling into the furiously masturbating Tom Arnold, only to watch the great Joan Rivers slither away into the open drain pipe.
I’ll never forget that sight, because I haven’t been able to open my eyes since.

~Gilbert Gottfried

[Rick_Kitchen]

Now I need to wash out my brain with bleach.

[Brooky]

Good God ! How do I follow that~~~~With this…
My Vagina is like Newark. Men know it’s here, but they don’t want to visit.

My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark~~Joan Rivers

[Ignatz]

Nutbush, Virginia

[panache45]

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

[Rick_Kitchen]

Blue Ball, Pennsylvania

[panache45]

Dick Lick Springs, Arkansas