Arthur the Elephant
Arthur Pewty
Guard: Halt! Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
Guard: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Guard: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
Guard: You’re using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
Guard: You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through…
“Camelot!”
“Camelot!”
“Camelot!”
“It’s only a model.”
“Shh.”
“Let’s not go to Camelot, ‘tis a silly place.”
Right. Right.
And another right and you’ll have made a left turn.
To the right, ever to the right
Never to the left, forever to the right
Left, left, left, right, left!
Left, left, left, right, left!
Hup, hoop, hreep, horp!
Right on!
Groovy!
Far out!
Dave’s not here, man.
Where the fuck is Dave?
Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?
You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant.
What the fuck you talkin’ about, man?
Watchoo talking bout, Willis?
Bruce Willis/Die Hard
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