Bob Guccione
centerfold
Playboy
Of the Western World
West End Girls
Pet Shop Boys
Pump Boys and Dinettes
Eddie: Shrev, you happy with your marriage or what?
Shrevie: I don’t know.
Eddie: What do you mean, you don’t know? You don’t know?
Shrevie: What?
Eddie: How could you not? You don’t know? How could you not know?
Shrevie: I don’t know! Beth is terrific and everything, but, just, I don’t know. I tell you a big part of the problem, though, when you get married. You know, when you’re dating, everything is talking about sex. Right? Where can we do it? You know, why can’t we do it? Are your parents gonna be out so - so we can do it, you know? Trying to get a weekend, just so we can do it.
Eddie: So they can do it, right.
Shrevie: Everything is always talkin’ about gettin’ sex, and then planning the wedding, all the details.
Eddie: Details, shit.
Shrevie: But then, when you get married - it’s crazy, i dunno. I mean, you can get it whenever you want it! You wake up in the morning and she’s there. You come home from work and she’s there. And so all that sex planning talk is over with. And so is the wedding planning talk cause you’re already married.
Eddie: Right.
Shrevie: So - you know, I can come down here and we can bullshit the whole night away but I cannot hold a five minute conversation with Beth. I mean, it’s not her fault, I’m not blaming her, she’s great. It’s…
Eddie: Nah, of course not.
Shrevie: It’s just, we got nothin’ to talk about. But, it’s good. It’s good.
Eddie: It’s good. It’s nice, right.
Shrevie: Yeah, it’s nice.
Eddie: Well, we always got the Diner.
Shrevie: Yeah, we always got the Diner.
Dialogue
extended
too extended
Big Dick and the Extenders
(No I didn’t just make that up, google them)
Range extenders
(Sounds like a cattle ranch plot)
Home, Home on the Range
Deer and antelope playing together, mass hysteria…
Seldom is heard, ANY word.
Egon Spengler: 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes!
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Zombie apocalypse
Revelation
666