Free Association

Mary Worth

Mrs. Butterworth

Mr. Bigglesworth

Scott Evil

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Mike Myers

William Shatner

The Wonka… will show… you… the true… nature of the chocolate. He… is your… master now.

(Arches eyebrow)… Fascinating… captain…

Fascinating Rhythm,
You’ve got me on the go!
Fascinating Rhythm,
I’m all a-quiver.

What a mess you’re making!
The neighbors want to know
Why I’m always shaking
Just like a flivver.

(Picture Spock doing a song and dance to this.)

The above Spock song and dance would only occur during pon farr.

I went to MarCon one year (it’s a science fiction/fantasy convention in Ohio) where, among the skits performed at the Masquerade, was one choice gem. The scene opened inside a happy little Hobbit home with family. Then the music started, and in strolled a young Mr. Spock strumming a Vulcan lute, and lipsyncing to Leonard Nimoy’s The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. With dancing Hobbits.

'Twas lovely, it was.

OK last one.
I’ve heard the recording of Shatner “singing” Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. (The horror, the horror.)

Can…can I get fries with that? Please?

Lucy in the fries with Sliders

Lucy in the Hadron Collider

Lucy and Ethel in the candy factory

Vita-meata-vegemin…?

Vegimatic

Popeil