Honey, do marry me, but we can’t elope.
cantaloupe
Come to me, my melon-choly baby
Collie dog
Lassie
laddie
Comin’ thru the rye
Overstuffed pastrami on rye
Bagel, cream cheese, and lox
Pickled herring in wine sauce
So, What’s red, hangs on a wall and whistles?
Why, I don’t know. What IS red, hangs on a wall and whistles?
A Herring.
A herring? A herring isn’t red.
All right, so a herring isn’t red.
A herring doesn’t hang on a wall.
All right, so a herring doesn’t hang on a wall.
…and herrings don’t whistle.
All right, so herrings don’t whistle. So what? Aside from that, it’s a perfect match!
Spy craft
that was actually pretty funny Prof.
OSS
SOS
creamed chipped beef
shit on a shingle
C-rations
Spam
Treet
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