Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
The great and powerful OZ has spoken!
There’s no place like home.
There’s no place like home.
There’s no place like home.
Click those heels.
Ruby slippers
Oh, what a world! What a world!
In the book the Wicked Witch of the West carried an umbrella instead of a broom to ward off water.
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She also had an eyepatch and was much shorter.
Eyepatches are for pirates
Eyepatches are for pirates
And Trix are for kids
And tricks are for magicians and whores.
Did you hear about the magician who was driving down the street and turned into a driveway?
Why are there no women magicians?
Because we burned them all.
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I… got better.
Here, Lee-zerd Lee-zerd…
“Peez to shut mouf.” (Larry the Croc from Pearls Before Swine)
Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old.
This bowl of porridge is just right!