Free Association

Mad libs

Mad Magazine

What, me worry?

Moxie

Testicles.

stones

weight

Source of despair.

religion

Or life.

breakfast cereal

strawberries.

champagne

No sex in the champagne room! :mad:

The Champagne Music Makers

the bubble machine

“He’s a fine gentleman, and a credit to his race!”

—Lawrence Welk, introducing his resident Negro tap-dancer, ca. 1968.

“He’s so well-spoken.”

“Oh, dear! We’re going to have to amputate!”

“Does dat mean you gonna cut his leg off?”

The Beguiled, Universal Pictures, 1971

dialogue