Shackleton
Rusty
<Shackleford, but close enough
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Polish.
sausage
klobasa (aka Kransky)
Mombasa
Spartan
Athenian
Macedonian
mastodon
Masticating like a motherfuck!
(ETA: nom nom nom!)
spanking the monkey
slapping the simian
polishing the knob
a wizard has a staff…
whiz kid
never whistle while you’re pissing
whistle while you work
Bad apple