The sheriff is near?
“No, no! The sheriff is a BONG!”
bean farts
Beer farts.
piss a river
Green River soda pop, mmmmmmmmmmm!
(A popular orange soda over here)
Wet fart.
whoopee cushion
makin’ whoopee
whoopie pie
Moon Pie.
Man in the Moon
Mooning a chick.
Sex offender
Mick Jagger.
jigger
Dubya.
Dare ya
Don’t you dare.