Free Association

The sheriff is near?

“No, no! The sheriff is a BONG!

bean farts

Beer farts.

piss a river

Green River soda pop, mmmmmmmmmmm!

Green Spot

(A popular orange soda over here)

Wet fart.

whoopee cushion

makin’ whoopee

whoopie pie

Moon Pie.

Man in the Moon

Mooning a chick.

Sex offender

Mick Jagger.

jigger

Dubya.

Dare ya

Don’t you dare.