and nuts to the nuts
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Dr. Demento
Weird Al Yankovic
accordion
squeezebox
The Who
What?
Turn up your hearing aid.
What?x
I said, “DO YOU WANNA BUY A DUCK?”
What color is it?
plaid
That wasn’t a question, was it?
Why should it be a question?
oops
gotcha
D’oh!
Wallis Simpson
Duchess of Windsor