up yours 
up your nose with a rubber hose.
gardening
I’m a vulture for horticulture.
You can lead a horse to water
But a pencil must be led.
You can lead a whore to vassar, but you can’t make her think.
But if she’s in vassar wouldn’t she be an escort?
Vaseline
Noxzema
noxious
vapours
vipers
Wipers
Handiwipes
handicrafts
handyman
Jack of all trades
Jack be nimble
Mother Goose