My name is Friday. I carry a badger.
We don’t need no stinking badgers!
They bathe once a week, whether they need it or not.
We call this the Order of the Bath!
Aaaaaaaaaannnnd in other news.
Broadcast News.
Give us dirty laundry
Kick
Starter
Jacket
Blazer
Phaser.
Stun
Tazer.
Bro
-mance.
chance
Random.
violence
…are blue…