Ariel
red hair
Ginger?
Tina Louise
Bob Denver
Maynard G. Krebs
Dobie Gillis
Many Loves
Don Juan
no, he don juan-a be here…
Cmonawannalaya
back off, Jack. 
jack off out back?
Driver, please stop the bus and let my brother, Jack, off.
Had a friend at summer camp named Alex Bates. His parents would always address mail to him as “Master A. Bates”, which he did not find amusing. True story.
Poor kid.
Had a friend in junior high, Neil Bates. We always called him Master. True, too.
ETA: we were in junior high, sometimes we weren’t nice, then.
At least he didn’t have a friend named Bob…
You can call me Ray
But you doesn’t have to call me Johnson!
Looks like I’ve got a seat in the front row!