As Yul Bryner said, " Don’t smoke. Just. Don’t. Smoke."
(BTW Prof, what is LSMFT?)
Coffin nails.
(An Old Time Radio and magazine slogan: Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco.)
cancer sticks
mammogram
Cough up a lung
spitoon
bong water
Patchouli
steenkin’
Badges
Bogart
Joint
Club
Baby Seal
Cub
Scout
Jem
…and the Holograms
Holodeck
I’ll be in my bunk