Free Association

this is my rifle, this is my gun.

this is for fighting, this is for fun.

You’re not a writer. You’re a killer!

(we secretly replaced the Dopers in this thread with Folgers brand instant coffee. Let’s see what happens…)

Hey! Why do the threads read like crap???

sewing needle

Sewing circle

Isaac Singer

Lori Singer

Short Cuts

Short People

Political Science

Politicians are artists.

Musicians die of exposure!

My music teacher had a clef palate.

That’s a bassless lie

String him up!

Hey now, let’s not get too brassy or drum up any trouble.

Courtney Love’s hair is brassy

Kurt Cobain is still dead

So is Generalissimo Francisco Franco.