Tchaikovsky
Poutine (rhymes with Putin, which pun I couldn’t help but make, sorry)
Plaid Steer (rhymes with Vladimir)
His Imperial Majesty’s Battleship Lenin
Green Flash Brewing Imperial IPA
Green Lantern, Aquaman; the red-hedded stepchildren of the superhero universe
The Justice League of America!
Joss Whedon
Buffy Summers
Montague Summers
(Author of The Vampire, His Kith and Kin)
Ergo, Buffy Thummers. (Assuming Montague lisped, ie ‘kith’)
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Freddie Prinze
Freddy Krueger
Krugerrand
Ayn Rand
random ads
Uncomfortably targeted advertising profile
Mad Men
Mad cow disease