Free Gasoline!

  • I’m mad as h*** and I’m not gonna take it anymore! From now on, I’m stealing my gas from The Man! -Where does the US government keep its strategic oil reserves? - MC

The Strategic Petroleum Reserve is kept in huge underground salt caverns along the coastline of the Gulf of
Mexico
. Also, since we’re talking crude oil here, not gasoline, you’re going to have to get hold of a refinery someplace.

Remember, do not siphon by mouth.

In several salt domes along the Gulf Coast. So, presuming you get away with it, how’re you going to refine it?

Hah! I beat beatle by a whole minute. Plus, mine had links.

On the other hand, beatle’s didn’t have that annoying line break in the middle.

Free gas my ass!
You already paid for it!