Free Water!

[js_africanus]

Free Water or a capitalist ploy?

Even highly enlightened and committed socialist grad students like myself can easily fall prey to the decadent wiles of capitalist civilization. To take one especially poignant example (which, like the Bill Clinton acceptance speech and the heroic anti-terrorist actions of the Chinese government in Tianamen Square, reduced me to weeping, whining, and begging for spare copies of Marx’s Critique of the Gotha Program) consider the most recent meeting of the Modern Language Association at the Fairmont Hotel…But even my Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Marcusist- Derridean- Hillary&Bill Clintonian poise and dedication to socialist revolution wavered when I saw – FREE WATER. Yes, absolutely free!

[NinetyWt]

Magic Mountain?