No one should be surprised if Trump, the liar’s liar, delivers a prerecorded video from an air conditioned room onto a big screen at the lamefest.
He might not do it that way, but just don’t be surprised. One thing I guarantee, get ready, he’s lying now, and will lie more in the speech. Bold prediction, I am aware.
Sorry if it’s already been shared, but there’s also mystery ooze!
God, that’s one piece of shit website.
Damn, I was hoping it was somehow Giuliani’s head ooze
Hee hee, nice. Only now I have the tune to “They Call the Wind Maria” stuck in my head.
"Melania, Melania, they call the cow “Melania”
Like Jack Skellington he thought he could do it better.
You know, I think this Christmas thing
Is not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun?
It should belong to anyone
Not anyone, in fact, but me
Why, I could make a Christmas tree
And there’s no reason I can find
I couldn’t handle Christmas time
I bet I could improve it too
And that’s exactly what I’ll do
I was thinking the same thing. Probably done with multiple takes abd heavily edited as well.
The thing about expanding rigid foam like that yellow shit is that all you have to do is trim it down with a razor knife, and put some paint on it. That’s not NASA level work. But these slackers don’t care.
I tuned in to Fox for a minute, as I often do, to see what crap they’re rapping. Todd Blanche was singing his master’s praises, blah blah blah, then war criminal Kegsbreath was ranting about the “ingrates out there”, which sounded to me like there is a large, vocal protest. At least we know it got under his slimy skin, otherwise he wouldn’t acknowledge them.
I found some footage of what it will look like!
Here’s my latest version. Anyone who knows a musician who wants to try it, let me know.
A Cow Named Melania
There’s a fair way down in DC
That Trump wants you to see
It highlights what he wants the country to be
It’s got empty tents, sky-high rents, and a cow named Melania
It’s got infrastructure failing, farmers wailing, and a cow named Melania
He says America is the Land of the Free,
But it’s only if you pay his hefty fee
Which is way too much for you or me
It’s got an algae-covered pool, Hegseth the drunken fool, and a cow named Melania
It’s got trade complaints about Canada, a plan to take over Panama, and a cow named Melania
He says he’ll make manifest our destinty
But what he really wants is currency
Stealing all the money from you and me
It’s got sky-high inflation, a Greenland invasion, and a cow named Melania
It’s got beachheads on Venezuela’s shores, another Iranian war, and a cow named Melania.
He says, “Come and see the new DC,
It’s the place you’ve got to be”
But there’s no place there for you or me,
Only that tyrant wannabe,
and his cow named Melania
I’m thinking we can make it open-ended, so anyone can add a line about “Stupid Trump thing 1, stupid Trump thing 2, and a cow named Melania”. Given the number of stupid things he’s done, it will be nearly infinte in its permutations.
Video shows a group of dancers slowly petering out mid-routine, which was funnier.
The one closest to the fall were the last to stop dancing.
I found a YouTube short where a young woman from The Washingtonian toured and gave her impressions.
She was very kind, far more kind than most people reporting on this, but you can tell that she thought it was pretty much crap.
Imagine if that fallen stage piece had landed on someone and killed them. The only thing I could think of being more emblematic of this whole failed she-bang is if Trump sees maybe 140 people watching him on July 4.
Durn vandals.
Maybe it was the same Antifa squad that poisoned the reflecting pool
Your post has prompted me to want to make this statement. Over the past couple of weeks I’ve had a terrible feeling that somebody, or multiple people, are going to wind up dying at this ridiculous scam of a “fair” before everything is said and done. I was more thinking along the lines of a second amendment nut job exercising their constitutional rights rather than falling scenery or architecture. But it could simply be from negligence rather than malevolence. That seems as likely to me.
To be clear, I am not wishing for this. Like I said it’s more of a terrible feeling.
I’m getting a “Green Acres” vibe.
“Come see the new DC! Green water’s awaiting me --”
Yikes, now I share your sense of foreboding. And of course, like you I don’t want innocents to die because of Trump’s insanity.
Or I should say “more” innocents. His policies and his vanity have already killed plenty.