Err…no. In fact, a “joke” is something you sometimes tell without, you know, meaning what you say. It’s one of those little subtleties of language. Don’t worry, you’ll get the hang of it eventually.
Fact is, and this may surprise you, but I have no idea what Obama’s daughter looks like. That should cut short any pedo implication.
I find offenderatis boresome at best, and fucking annoying at worst. Point in case. Hence, if they’re omagad utterly offended by anything sexual, might as well offend them for something more substantial.
Also, I’m a fan of bathos. Sue me.
80s Valley Girl ? I’m French, you utter pillock. My English is a mish-mash of Victorian crap learned in school, and Californian shit watched on TV. So if it’s not “standard”… well, that’s not per fucking design, is it ?
Err, no, it’s not an attempt to put the responsibility on anyone. It’s a genuine if, then clause. If he/she gets the joke, good. If he/she doesn’t, fuck him/her. Sincerely, from the bottom of my black heart.
Oh, for Og’s sake. It was an internet meme. A fairly common one, at that. A childish, teenage meme, sure, especially if taken literally (which I didn’t, and don’t. I commented on it. See above). Welcome to the fucking internet, hope you’ll like it here.
Yeah, I’m sure they had no idea they were paraded as sex symbols before Internet stepped in. Or, from the other side, I’m sure the general Internet reaction had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that their parents/producers/whatever willingly and knowingly paraded them around as sex icons.
Yeah, yeah, I’m responsible for their coke problem. Mea culpa. But I had nothing to do with Amy Whinehouse though !
And fuck you with a chainsaw, because quite obviously, you fall within the if/then clause.