French people you greatly admire

In the spirit of “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all”, I think the time is right for a thread where we name all the French people we truly admire, and why. They can be living or dead, famous or not. I’ll start:

Jaques Cousteau: Few human beings have done as much to educate and inform the rest of us about the amazing and wonderful creatures we share our planet with.

Marquis de Lafayette: Is that the right name? The guy who helped out the US during the American Revolution.

Dom Perignon: Now here was a guy who had his priorities straight.

I know there are many others, I’m leaving a few easy ones for the rest of you…

Gustave Eiffel, 1832-1923

Usually remembered for the Tower in Paris, Eiffel was a brilliant engineer and businessman, specializing in cast iron and steel construction. The Eiffel Company built bridges, viaducts, dams, factories, wharves, military camps, workshops, etc. world-wide. He aslo dabbled in scientific experiments at the end of his career.

One of the coolest things the Eiffel company built were portable bridges of cast iron. These were turned out in mass production and assembled throughout the world. He’s one of my engineering idols!

Oh yeah, I almost forgot! Eiffel also designed the skeleton which holds up the Statue of Liberty.

I’ll second Cousteau and add Genevieve Bujold (schwing :D)

My favorite French woman is Colette – Gabrielle Sidonie Colette (1873-1954). She wrote about independent women, passionate love, nature, peace, the mother-daughter bond. Even the English translations of her words reveal her exquisite talent for insight and description.

(She also had her own cosmetics business and was a music hall performer. She became notorious when she dared to bare her breast on stage. And she caused a riot at the Moulin Rouge when she mimed the sex act.)

During World War I she turned her estate into a hospital for the wounded.

In the 1930s Colette was made a member of the Belgian Royal Academy and was the first woman ever to be admitted to Concourt Academy. She became a grand officer of the Legion of Honour in 1953.

Colorful and brazen, she still had an eye for delicate beauty and discovered a relatively unknown woman – Audrey Hepburn – whom she chose to star on Broadway in her most well known work, Gigi, which was written when she was 72.

Vive Colette! Vive la France!

Pepe Le Pew. A true master of the romantic arts.

Napoleon, but he was corsican. He conquered Italy by age 26, ran France by age 31, and controlled most of western europe by age 40.

Inspector Clouseau. Very funny! And let’s not forget the Coneheads, Beldar and Prymaat! Outstanding representatives of the great state of France! Saaaaaaaallllluuuttte!!

Michel de Montaigne (few political philosophers have been as brilliant, few have been as level-headed, and NONE has been as brilliant AND as level-headed).

Claude Monet

Blaise Pascal

Teilhard de Chardin

Georges Simenon

Claude Debussy

Oh man, the French cranked out some of the greatest mathematicians ever: Pascal, Fermat, Fourier, Laplace, Lagrange, Descartes, Legendre…and I’m sure I’ve missed many others.

I do like the Frenchmen (don’t know their names) in the castle in the Holy Grail when they threaten to taunt the English pigs dogs a second time.

Just off the top of my head, two of my favorite authors–Alexander Dumas (pere) and Albert Camus.

Off the top of my head… Henri Matisse. Michel Houllebec. Raymond Blanc. Charles De Gaulle. Jean Michel Jarre (really!). Catherine Deneuve. Jean Reno. Beatrice Dalle. Gérard Depardieu. Marguerite Duras. Albert Camus. Daniel Auteuil. Luc Besson. Emmanuelle Béart. Laetitia Casta (I greatly admire her).

Napolean Bonaparte, Charlemagne, Voltaire, Rosseau

But the mathematicians, as mentioned, stand out.

You know, I was considering including in the OP that the thread was for real people only, not fictional characters. Whatever, people.

One of the easy ones who I thought someone else would have named by now: Louis Pasteur. The man saved countless lives.

Emile Zola - J’accuse!

Well, if you’re going to be a spoilsport and insist on real people, I guess I can’t nominate Asterix and Obelix

Fortunately, I can still nominate René Goscinny and Albert Uderzo. So I will.

Eleanor of Aquitaine

All o’ those chaps. Plus: Louise Labé (poet), Michel de Montaigne (essayist), Antoine-Laurent de Lavoisier (scientist), Charles Maurice de Talleyrand Périgord (diplomat), Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (food writer), Louis Pasteur (scientist), Paul Cézanne (painter), Henri Matisse (painter), Jacques Lacan (psychoanalyst), Catherine Deneuve (actress, beauty), Zinedine Zidane (footballer)

Was anybody else wondering how long this thread would go until le Petomaine was mentioned?