Fresh salmon for breakfast

[LSLGuy]

This is my best zoo sex story:

In olden days, how common was it for people to enter marriage with literally no clue what sex was?

Back in the late '90s my first wife and I were at the zoo in Saint Louis, MO. A distinctly midwestern proudly socially conservative town. Lots and lots of good Catholics living down in the city where the zoo is. It was a weekend and there were lots of families and lots of teens at the zoo that day. It gets cold there, so the primates are kept in indoor arenas (think giant terrariums) that separate the animal habitats from the humans with large glass window walls. We’re walking through the cr…