slaps Demo around with a trout
I would just like to say that I really look forward coming in to work in the morning to see what trouble y’all have gotten into since we chatted last. I would consider you friends. I know if I had a real problem and presented it to you, you would try and provide real solutions. I know that a lot of us would joke and poke fun, but in the end, it was all put out there to make someone laugh or get a grin. That makes you a friend in my book.
Daaaaaad! Mooooooom! Demo and Coldy are being doody-heads!
Lots of people consider internet people their friends. There are quite a few on this board that I would call friend, that I share things with above and beyond the normal.
We hear folks say most of the time that they are the same IRL as they are on the boards, then you start talking around, to people on the board that may know these people IRL and you find out that maybe things aren’t quite what the person led you to believe.
All of us, being the decent people we are, would not spread these truths on a message board. We just take that person with a grain of salt and the knowledge that the person is human, but also just a bit sly.
I have lots of friends on the net, but my ‘true’ friends are the ones that have stood by me and still loved me in my worst hour.
Sorry, can’t consider anyone here currently family, especially the ladies. But this is just because I want to jump your bones and not worry about kids who say things like ‘you sure gotta purty mouth’ and ‘squeel like a pig’.
You are all aquantinses(sp), several of you are very good aquantinses, but I wouldn’t loan you $1000 without collateral.
I’ll take care of this. Demo! Coldy! Drop those pants and bare your ass! Your getting the spanking of a lifetime! Falcon, can I count on you to help me with this task? You can even slap Demo with that trout!
drops pants
Just keep that trout away from my ass, OK? We don’t wanna pull a Heatherlee here 
Rachelle!! I’d be HAPPY to help out! Can I use this clue-by-four on them as well??? grins
And Coldy…bend over. This won’t hurt.
Much.
The turn this has taken gives a whole new perspective on the title of this thread …
I didn’t know ‘friend’ could be used as a verb like that.
Here we go. Coldy, you’re first. You better not fart while you getting spanked either! You do that and that trout just might come looking for you!
Alright, I am officially impressed. It takes a lot, but a thread that includes referances to a trout, ColdieClog’s ass, and family is enough to wierd even myself out. Congrats, friends.
Rachelle,
This PC seems to have altered the title line. I’m not sure if the punctuation is different or if some characters were dropped. Would you please tell me which of these it should be:
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“Friend! My Ass!”
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“Friends of My Ass!”
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“BeFriend My Ass!”
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“Be Friendly to My Ass!”
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“Friendly is My Ass!”
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“Friends only watch. True Friends Love My Ass!”.
Or some other variant? Darned if I can figure it out.
Lemme see…
I get along with some of you on about the same level as my family: over-personally and loudly. Which would make you my virtual family.
With others I act patronizing and superior. You must be my daughter’s friends.
There are some that are closest to being buddies. Not necessarily friends, but buddies.
The ones with whom I’m distant and chilly must be my neighbors. I’m not really chilly and distant. I’m just shy, especially about actual phyical interfacing. Made a great salesman.
Then there are those with whom I’m flirty and attentive. Since there is no direct comparison with any group IRL except my wife, I must be married to you.
I use the “pen-pals” cop-out when describing all of you IRL.
**
This was originally what I was aiming for but we seem to have gotten a little off track.
**Mmmm, not quite. My ass doesn’t have any friends except for… nevermind. We won’t go there!
**Not quite. I guess it’s happened though.
**As everyone should be! Be rude to my ass and see what happens!
**No, don’t think so.
** LMAO… no pun intended.
hehehe…
Re: #2
But I think that we should go there.
Nah, I don’t need family. My split personality fills that role.
“Hey! Stop touching me! Mom! Tell me to stop touching me!”
::pointing finger at my face, hovering just an inch away::
“There, I’m not touching me.”
“Mom! Make me stop!”
Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries!
MOOOOM! Falcon and Demo are breathing-make them STOP!
I am NOT going to make a “felching” comment here. No. Never. Not me. Never did I ONCE see Coldfire’s user name and associate it with felching.
Right.
Well, my husband refers to you all as my “Dopey friends,” but I don’t think he means it in a nice way.