Knew that before you even posted this thread [sub]A copy of every RAH book published in paperback resides on a special shelf in my house[/sub] You’ll have to get a lot more obscure than that to get one past me.
a (I store empty bags in the bottom of the can)
a (recycle?)
d (ditto)
d (well, OK, I clean it before company arrives)
c (I would have answered d, but I now live alone)
b (although you’re welcome to come over and do mine, too)
c (All shirts are hung, socks and briefs are thrown in a drawer, I only use one towel and hang it back up on the shower rod after laundering it, ditto for sheets)
When should the old roll of toilet paper be removed from the spindle and replaced with a new?
a) When there’s no paper left, or when there’s such a pathetically small amount left that you can see most of the cardboard tube.
b) When there’s absolutely no paper left, which is why smart people always leave the very last sheet on the roll for the next person.
c) When somebody else gets around to it.
d) Change the roll? Doesn’t the paper grow back if you leave the empty cardboard tube there?
BWAAHH hah . . . just when I thought thought the elves jokes had run their course . . .
Egregiously hijacking my own thread . . . some friends and I watched Shaft. . . the new one with Samuel L. Jackson, and when we got to the end we just kind of looked at each other. “I don’t get it.” “Yeah.” “Uh, yeah, I totally didn’t understand that movie.”
Just then, the theme song said, “He’s a complicated man, and no one really understands him but his woman.”
Ahh, all becomes clear. None of us was Shaft’s woman, so obviously the movie wasn’t supposed to make sense*.
Whew.
And now, back to your normally scheduled elf jokes . . .
[sub]A copy of every RAH book published in paperback resides on a special shelf in my house[/sub] You’ll have to get a lot more obscure than that to get one past me.