Friggen amazing, support for Memories Pizza

[Hentor_the_Barbarian]

@jsgoddess

I think the people donating are responsible for that one. Go incredibly overboard with one fund and surprise! There’s less money for the next one. But boy, you sure showed those liberals that you know how to overcompensate.

To wit:

Fundraiser for Washington florist who rejects gay marriage raises $90,000

This flower shop got only 1/10th the funds! "We’re bigots too! Where’s our fucking pizza money?

Come on conservative bigots! You get $1M! And you get $1M! And you get $1M!

[VinylTurnip]

My strategy of not giving a shit whether gay people get married has, like most of my financial decisions, failed to pay off.

I do disapprove of adult-toddler marriage… that’s kinda bigoted, right? I’d even refuse to bake them a bouquet of cake-flowers, because it goes against my completely secular belief that 2-year-olds shouldn’t get married. Come on, someone throw me a bone here!

[Miller]

Okay, guys. Here’s my plan. We all get together and open a pizza shop. We announce we won’t serve gay customers, then shut down because of all the death threats we got. (Regardless of whether we get any actual death threats.) Open up a GoFundMe and rake in a couple hundred thousand dollars.

Then we donate the lot of it to PFLAG.

Who’s with me?

[wonky]

@Miller

Okay, guys. Here’s my plan. We all get together and open a pizza shop. We announce we won’t serve gay customers, then shut down because of all the death threats we got. (Regardless of whether we get any actual death threats.) Open up a GoFundMe and rake in a couple hundred thousand dollars.

Then we donate the lot of it to PFLAG.

Who’s with me?

I like it! Sadly for me but happily for this plan, I have the blank, vacant stare necessary to carry this off in interviews!

[Smeghead]

@Miller

Okay, guys. Here’s my plan. We all get together and open a pizza shop. We announce we won’t serve gay customers, then shut down because of all the death threats we got. (Regardless of whether we get any actual death threats.) Open up a GoFundMe and rake in a couple hundred thousand dollars.

Then we donate the lot of it to PFLAG.

Who’s with me?

I was with up until that last bit. I’ve got debts to pay!

[wonky]

@Smeghead

I was with up until that last bit. I’ve got debts to pay!

Maybe you need to get your own pizza parlor scam business, Mr. Greedy!

[Larry_Borgia]

@Miller

Okay, guys. Here’s my plan. We all get together and open a pizza shop. We announce we won’t serve gay customers, then shut down because of all the death threats we got. (Regardless of whether we get any actual death threats.) Open up a GoFundMe and rake in a couple hundred thousand dollars.

Then we donate the lot of it to PFLAG.

Who’s with me?

Daily show did it. Bit begins at about 1:40.

[Malthus]

@jsgoddess

Maybe you need to get your own pizza parlor scam business, Mr. Greedy!

I already tried promising not to sell pizzas for gay weddings. No money donated to me so far.