This is not by far the most troublesome part of my body, but I’ve often pondered the availability of surgery on my feet.
They are 9 and 1/2 AA (female) so they’re more skis than feet. Having long, thin legs makes my feet look even longer and thinner than they are.
On the other hand, I prolly won’t blow over in a strong wind, so it’s a trade-off.
I have had a foot-fetishist become attached to my feet, so maybe some guys are into long skinny feet, but I hate them.
My tummy does lie down beside me like a puppy when I lie down on my side, but for some reason it doesn’t bother me all that much. Maybe because I know it’s there because in my last pregnancy I carried 3 times as much amniotic fluid as I should’ve, so it’s not really my fault. Or so I justify it.
Magic wand/money-is-no-option mode ON
• Longer hair. Yeah that one is pretty easy, I just need to wait it out.
• Nose job. Too long, too stupid looking.
• Fix the scar on my lip. It’s nasty looking.
• Teeth. Just fix 'em.
• Boobs. After losing 100lbs my boobs are down to here and while they have D cup skin, they only have A cup filling. I’d like a lift and then implants to put them at a small-to-average C cup.
• Tummy tuck. See notes about losing 100lbs. It isn’t bad, it’s just wrinkly and a little smooshy.
• Tone up arms and legs. This one I gotta do on my own. Alas.
• Permanently remove most body hair (legs, underarms, pubes).
• Fix perpetually cracked pinky toenail. Damn that thing annoys me!
• Fix various character flaws and such.
I don’t really mind being 5’2" but I wouldn’t mind being 5’5"…
I have a little pad of fat over my upper abdominals.
No matter how toned I get, how thin I am, or how low my body fat % is, the pad of fat is still there.
One of these days I’m getting is sucked out ‘cus it drives me up the freekin’ WALL!
Ahem.
The only thing I can think of right now is my awful itchy skin. I have never been diagnosed with any specific dermatological problem - but there are times when I think I am the itchiest person alive. Today is one of them.
It would be nice to have 20/20 vision, but I don’t mind my contacts and I’m not brave enough for surgery.
Oh! And I would love to be rid of my allergies. I once figured out I’m allergic to anything that;
a) has more than two legs (dogs, cats, horses, cows, gerbils etc.)
b) flies around in the air (feathers, pollen, smoke etc.)
c) grows on the ground (grass, hay, mold etc.)
They’re not life-threatening, just really, really annoying.
I’d like to loose some weight because I go riding and I don’t think my lardiness is fair on the horse, but I’m a greedy buggar with a slow metabolism so I’d go for lipo. Other than that I’m OK
My penis … its just too damn big.
So, Headcoat… how YOU doin’? 
Hmmm… I can’t think of a whole lot, but here goes:
Eyes: LASIK. I hate the hassle of contacts.
Nose: Just straightened. After being broken more than 5 times, I deserve this.
Teeth: Wisdom teeth pulled; restraightened to kill the slight overbite. Shoulda worn my retainer…
Upper body: I’d like it if my back were straigtened. It’s a little crooked, making my stomach and butt stick out. I’d also like a six-pack, but I’m working on that. And that annoying birthmark removed from my side, because it hurts.
Lower body: I wouldn’t mind my bubble-butt if it were all muscle.
I just want decent teeth. That’s all. I hate my teeth.
A new spine. Not in the sense that I need “backbone” but in the sense that I’ve got multiple herniated disks and live with constant pain. From C3-C4 on down to T4, I’ve got a lovely collection of herniations and radiculopathies thanks to an accident at work six years ago - they’re fairly bad, but not bad enough that the possible benefits outweigh the dangers of using power tools on vertabrae.
The doctor-ordered inertia I was in for about a year after the accident made extra pounds cling to me. Ongoing problems also get in the way of being active and getting rid of them.
An AWOL thyroid’s not helping with the weight, either. Well, it’s there, but it’s a slacker. I’m on a daily dose of 300 mcg of Synthroid, which is pretty much the highest dose the stuff comes in.
My feet are too big. Somewhere between size 12 and 14, depending on what brand of shoes I’m looking at. While we’re at it, there’s a plantar wart that’s been my friend since high school. I really wouldn’t be upset if he moved away.
Hang on, I think this represents a glaring contradiction in your testimony, as just recently we learned that you hate your nose.
I suppose even a Ninja can get tangled up in her own web of deceit…
Six more inches? Hell, I’d be happy with six inches total.
I’ve always wanted toes…and head too. 
Max, I suppose I could loan you 6" of mine, somebody should get some use out of it. :rolleyes:
Hmmmm…
Starting with the inside of my head, I have some disorders in my brain that I wish were gone. The inherited ADD from Dad and OCD from Mom would have to go.
I wish my hair was not so freakishly thick. My aunt has it, too—It is very long and the thickest hair you have ever seen and never drys. There is always at least a part of it that is damp. It could also be a more interesting color than brown, although I recently dyed the ends hot pink.
"Combination"skin I would trade in for “normal.” That’s from my mom, too.
My lips are too big, I think. They are from my dad and are Missy Elliot big, which looks strange on a white (well, olive) girl with pink hair, in my opinion, but people generally tell me I am lucky to have them and I do not know of any lip reduction surgery at this time.
On second thought, maybe I should just get a new family…
Head to toe, with the magic wand…
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[li]I’d be taller, about 3 full inches taller.[/li][li]I’d have stronger, thicker hair (the stuff I have now breaks when you bring a comb within 5 feet of me).[/li][li]Perfect eyesight. I know that most people don’t go blind with LASIK, but I still don’t trust it, nor do I have the money (or insurance) yet, but someday, those will be fixed.[/li][li]The rest of my face, my lips would be smaller, something would be done with my nose (at the very least, the chicken pox scar would disappear). The mole on my lip would be gone. My teeth would magically regrow the enamel.[/li][li]The boobs would be higher, not bigger - but up more.[/li][li]A flat stomach and smaller waist.[/li][li]My ass would be better.[/li][li]My feet would be smaller, I’d have arches, I’d be able to wear sandals without hoping that no one looked closely.[/li][/ul]
I’d also like to consult with Trinny and Susannah (I don’t like the american people at all) and reduce them to tears when nothing in the stores fit me. But that’s less about changing me than well, nastiness…
Better teeth.
And I’d like some abdominal muscles: apparently they weren’t included in the original package. I’ll exchange them for the cellulite.
Oh, and while you’re at it, a few bits could do with a good yank upwards.
Thanks.
K… I’ll play…
I’d have a MUCH less scaly head, I’d be 4 inches taller (at least,) 50 pounds lighter, my knees and other joints wouldn’t be a problem and I would never have had ear infections. I think Mr. Happy is just fine thankyouverydamnmuch!
HAIR: As I may have mentioned in the past, Korea and Scotland are at war for control of my scalp. I have got to get me a straightening iron and some competent idea of what to do with it, lest I fry it. My hair is actually rather pretty when it behaves itself.
EYES: This is petty, but my eyes point in different directions. For a while I thought it was just the glasses and strabismus, but no, they are actually different shapes. It kind of oogs me out if I look at them for too long.
REST OF BODY: Thinner, please. I know, breathtakingly original. I don’t care to be muscular, but less bulgy in front would be nice. Just a little bit - being tall, I’m already sort of linear, but it would be nice to be able to wear something the least bit revealing without embarrassing myself.
LEFT ARMPIT: please stop sweating more than your counterpart. Thank you.
Let’s see…
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[li]Nose: I’d just like it to be a bit smaller and not have like a freakin ski ramp on it (got it from my dad)[/li][li]Feet: I’m outrageously flat-footed or something; I’ve got this extra amount of bone on the outside of my feet. It makes all shoes hell for about two weeks until they learn to stretch to the outside, which I don’t appreciate.[/li][li]Eyes: Meh… I wear contacts, but I can live with that. Wouldn’t mind 20/20 (or better!)[/li][/ul]
Ya know… I used list because I thought this would be long. I kinda like myself after doing this… who knew?
I’d like to have smaller feet so that I could have a Caterham Seven.