Mister Chau’s Chinese fast food is simply some of the worst sludge I’ve ever had the misfortune to taste. The last time I ate there was years ago, but the trauma still lingers. Never have I had such anemic and lifeless trash put on a plate. Has anyone else experienced this recycling center disguised as a Chinese restaurant? The shit they serve should be dumped directly into a toilet in order to eliminate (heh) the needless middle man.
I have never eaten there but, for the life of me, I can not rid my conciousness of their goddamned jingle!
ARRRGGHHHHHH!
Well, now you know not to eat there.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
Their stupid jingle should serve as sufficient warning for those undeterred by the extremely low prices.
Mr. Chau’s, Mr. Chau’s, MR. CHAU’S CHINESE FAST FOOD!
Nasty shit. I have actually found several, smaller local chinese food restaurants iof the same format that aren’t half bad, though. THere’s one around the corner from me in Los Gatos(costs you $4 for 3 items and they have the BEST Hot & sour soup!), and one in the Costco shopping center off of Blossom Hill.
Sam
ROTFLMAO! How appropriate!
I have a song parody that would be perfect for this thread but can’t find an online cite. 
Huh? I’m not sure I get it…
GaWd, let’s meet for lunch sometime and compare notes.
We need to organize a South Bay microdope dim sum or Chinese fest sort of whup-dee-doo!
Even I loathe Mr. Chau’s. And that’s saying something.
Los Gatos = The Cats.
Except that song is about an urban legend:
Maybe so, but I’m willing to bet I could cook up a scrawny, flea bitten alley cat without any salt and it would still taste better than the dreck they serve at Mister Chau’s.
Mr. Chaus is a REAL restaurant? OMG!
So you haven’t eaten there in years? Then what prompted the OP? Did you drive by one on the way home? Has the memory of that last dinner been festering that long and finally erupted? If so, maybe you and Lieu could collaborate on a post.
Yes, that’s the one. It’d be nice to be able to post the .wav file. 
The file is “cat_in_the_kettle.mp3” and you can find it in Temporary Internet Files. Just do a disk search for “kettle” and then copy it to the desktop.
When folks at work find out that I’m fond of Asian food, someone will usually try to get me to go to a Mr. Chau’s. Now, I’ve never eaten there, but they might as well have “TOTALLY LAME CRAP CHINESE FOOD” mounted in neon lights above their store - I can tell a mile away that they suck. However, I try to conceal this disgust at work lest my cow-orkers label me a snob. Really, is it snobby not to want to eat sugary, salty fried grease on-a-plate? It’s not like the area doesn’t abound in high quality, inexpensive Asian restaurants.