From high hopes to crushing defeat (Illegal Aliens movie)

So I heard on the radio this morning that Jimmy Kimmel played a trailer for a movie called Illegal Aliens starring Anna Nicole and Chyna. My heart leapt. Were they actually making a movie of one of the funniest books around?
I mean I didn’t have high hopes, I couldn’t even figure out what parts those 2 would have played, there’s only one really strong (and large) woman character (First mate - Abigail something) But still there could have been an alien.
Instead it was this crap:

boo-hoo