From Hollywood, "old people suck"

So, Hollywood is updating Agatha Christies Mrs. Marple. The person they have chosen to play the role of the little old spinster who is also solves crime in her spare time, is Jennifer Garner.

Of course, this version will have an edge to it.

This is why I very rarely see new releases and almost exclusively watch older movies.

“Agatha Christie: The writer about Little Old Ladies… who are just about this Little, and just about this Old.”

(Inspired by an old ad for Dubonnet. If you remember the ad, you’re Old.)