From those wacky Nazis that brought you the V1 and the V2, now the Borghild

[SpectBrain]

The world?s first sexdoll or “gynoid” was built in 1941 by a team of craftsmen from Germanys Hygiene Museum Dresden. The project was supervised by the famous preparator and technician Franz Tschakert.

The “field-hygienic project” was an initiative of Reichsführer SS Heinrich Himmler, who regarded the doll as an " counterbalance" (or regulating effect )for the sexual drive of his stormtropers.

From here

Sure thing, purpose and goal of the dolls is to relieve our soldiers. They have to fight and not be on the browl or mingle with “foreign womenfolk”. However: no real men will prefer a doll to a real woman, until our technicians meet the following quality standards-

1.  The synthetic flesh has to feel the same like real flesh    
   

2.  The doll? s body should be as agile and moveable as the real body
   

3.  Hi Opal    
   

4.  The doll?s organ should feel absolutely realistic.?
   

Imagine if Hogan’s Heroes had gotten ahold of one of these!

[Daithi_Lacha]

singing as Elmer Fudd
Oh, Borghiwde, you’w so wovwey

singing as Bugs Bunny
Yes, I know it, I can’t help it

Couldn’t resist.

[Larry_Mudd]

“We are the Borghild. Lower your trousers and surrender your organ. We will add your biological material to the library. Your specimen will be used to serve the Reich. <click–scratch> We are the Borghild. Lower your trousers and surrender your organ. We will add your biological material to the library. Your specimen will be used to serve the Reich… <click–scratch>”

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Yet, somehow this doesn’t suprise me.

You know, German forces had no USO equivalent. Hitler regarded the idea as decadent & unneccessary.

So, in context, could this be a way of “getting around the Boss”?

[Tripler]

Yes, but pictures! Where are the pictures!!

I don’t care if she’s synthetic. Seven of Nine was half-synthetic, but hotter’n hell!

Tripler
Damn you people.

[aldiboronti]

It’s a spoof. It’s been around on the net for years.

[Balle_M]

@aldiboronti

It’s a spoof. It’s been around on the net for years.

aldiboronti, why do you hate Deutschland?

[Skywatcher]

@Tripler

Yes, but pictures! Where are the pictures!!

Here ya go.

[The_Scrivener]

Just when you thought the original "Joy Division"s were bad enough…

Sounds like The House of Dolls could use an addendum!

[mobo85]

@Balle_M

aldiboronti, why do you hate Deutschland?

Saying a Nazi invention is a ruse makes another say that person hates Germany. Thus, the Nazis are still in power. I guess the Berlin Wall thingy was all an elaborate ruse. Which means…WORLD WAR II NEVER ENDED! To arms, men. We must get rid of Hitler’s great-grandson if it’s the last thing we do!

[Tuckerfan]

@Lute Skywatcher

Here ya go.

You know, except for the blond hair, this shot reminds me of Jude Law in A. I. for some reason.