Fruit Stripe Gum

Why does this stuff taste GREAT…for 30 seconds? After that, its like chewing on soggy cardboard.

I got more flavor than Fruit Stripe Gum.

You’ll chew more, and buy more if the gum loses its flavour that quickly.

When my brother was a kid he and his friends used to go around yelling “Yikes! Stripes! Beach butt bottom.”

They would then laugh like hyenas.
Just thought I’d share that.

If you make a Tom Collins with sloe gin it tastes just like the stuff.
(Things I learned as an undergraduate)