We should all have setees in our bedrooms. Beds are crap. I can get to sleep on a setee much easier.
In fact I could probably sleep better on the floor. (I have been tempted in the past, but all the clothes, magazines and plates have put me off)
And while we’re at it. All music should be good. There should be no adverts. Beautiful women should sit around me and caress me. I should be able to write better than tolkien. Gary Rhodes should cook anything at my whim, even fries and a cheeseburger (no fancy shit Gary). And I should have the body of a gymnast. (a male one. Or a female one if you re-define ‘have’)
However: I suggest we ban from the board all British-type usage that us Merkins can’t understand without the aid of a helpful and sympathetic Commonwealther…in other words, what the hell is a “setee”?
(FTR, I currently choose the couch; I like the location)
I also slept on the floor in my room for about a year; I preferred the durometer
You people are weird! I love my bed. Love, love, love it. Sometimes I get in in the middle of the day and just roll around and enjoy it. Unfortunatly, so far as I know, it is not a fuck bed.
I just ADORE my bed. It’s nice and soft, but not TOO soft-the mattress is firm enough. And I have those foam egg crate padding thingies. Ideally, it should be cold enough to pile on four blankets on top of my top sheet-two comforters and too afghans. There is NOTHING like burrowing down under those blankets with my pillows and stuffed animals-it feels like I have my own little cocoon. It’s so cozy and warm.
I can’t understand how people can fall asleep on floors and settees and chairs. I can NEVER fall asleep unless I’m in a bed, or on a big enough sofa.
But my bed has about a dozen pillows of the velvet, satin and soft variety, a black canopy that goes to the floor, a soft mattress pad, and thick gold and black cotton and cashmere blankets with linen sheets.
Actually, Lobsang, I didn’t know the difference spelling-wise, and well, you’re half-right—I could’ve guessed. I just saw fit to make a joke, and I was being an ass…sorry.
Don’t let me hijack—I believe we were talking about various models of fuck-beds…?
I’m taking up a collection for the very worthy “Buy Junie a Featherbed and some 600 Thread-Count Sheets” fund. I’m tired of cheap bedding to the point that major donors can help me test out the new stuff.
I was given a set of 650-threadcount Egyptian cotton sheets once. Very smooooooooth, soft, wonderfully luxourious (see, they were so nice I can’t even type!) Until my bed was used as a fuck-bed…ever cut yourself with thread? The mesh was so fine my girlfriend was pulling little luxourious cottony fibers out of her back for a week. I’d recomment no higher than 400TC for sheets, unless you only want to sleep on 'em.
Ah! no you weren’t being an ass. I know you were making a joke and I saw the funny side. (damn words and their inability to make meaning seem more serious than it is)
I just wanted to show off that I knew how to press ‘synonyms’ in MS word. My reply was meant in jest too.