You bastards! My god-damned-mother-fucking HP Laptop is two months out of warranty. Last night, when I booted up, it started making noises, and, praise Jebus, the hard drive is dying!!!
So, when I call tech-support, of course they aren’t willing to offer any grace-period on the warranty, even though I think we can all agree that a HD shouldn’t be just self-destructing after a year and a few months. Of course the bastards suggest that I buy a replacement from them for a measley $380, over a third of the total price I paid for the laptop anyway and of course way-above the actual cost of replacing the HD.
At any rate, I request all of the technical spec’s of the HD so that I can go out and buy a new one from somebody else. The Indian tech-support crew is totally clueless, so I get transfered over to the parts department where they assure and promise me five-ways till tomorrow that they can tell me all of the dimensions for a HD to purchase. But, of course, the parts people don’t have a fucking clue, so I’m left trying to get back with the tech support, and they have no fucking clue, nobody has any fucking clue, and god-damn HP!!!
Uhhhhggg… anyway, if anyone has some knowledge that can help me out, here’s all I know:
It’s an HP Pavillion ze4400 laptop
3.5" inch form-factor for the HD
12.7 mm height
But what nobody seems to know is if that 12.7mm height is the drive itself or the whole box it comes in, or what some appropriate replacement drives might be.
Specififically, will this drive here work?
http://www.etech4sale.com/products/partinfo-id-116843.html
It says it’s just oven an inch in height or 1/3H. Is this the same as a 12.7 mm height?
My god, I’m swear I’m going to hop onto a plane with that stupid laptop, show up at the tech-support place, smash it through a window, and rip the still-grinding hardrive from the laptop as it shreiks in pain and ask, “How big is the hard drive now motherfucka’s, how big is it?”
If the fuckers just weren’t trying to make at least twice market value on the replacement HD’s by making it impossible to figure out what type of HD you actually need, I wouldn’t be so annoyed.