Fuck iDiotic iPhone customers.

http://www.businessweek.com/technology/ByteOfTheApple/blog/archives/2007/09/this_will_end_w.html

That does make it okay.

Regardless of what Jobs himself says about making his customers feel good, I just have to say… I just cannot get on board and feel sorry for people who ponied up $600 dollars as an early adopter of the new iPhone. A needless device that nobody needed at that point and time. This is what happens when you wait, prices drop. Especially cell phones of any kind. I remember when nextels were hundreds of dollars, only to be $49.99 five months later. You were the fool, and now some of you think you got shafted. Please. Then Stevie gives you a $100 store credit, but you can’t use it on iTunes and some of you still bitch, and bitch more you do because of iTunes alone. You’re lucky to get anything at all. Fools.

Lamest. Complaint. Ever.

(Not the OP, I mean those who complain that they paid a premium to have the iPhone before everyone else.)

Heh, the iPhone isn’t a pointless gadget that nobody needs, it’s the baseline for what Phones SHOULD be. Finally PDAs function as THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO.

However, as for the OP, yeah complaining about getting shafted on price is stupid, anyone that didn’t see that coming was a fucking moron.

I was bored that day so I was having some fun with people on the Apple forums about the price cut. After seeing a few petitions floating about I decided to start one up myself:

I posted it a few times in different threads and watched the righteously indignant fill the petition with hilarious comments. I can’t believe this, I’ll never buy Apple again, how dare they, etc. You can read 'em at the link above. I only posted it a few times and got almost 200 signatures, only a few of which seemed to grasp what I was actually saying.

Eventually one person called me out on the messageboard.

I responded with a touch of the logic I had learned that day:

Sadly, soon after that Jobs announced the $100 gift certificate thing and the outrage subsided. Then I had to get back to work. :frowning:

It was a fun day though. :smiley:

As usual, the answer can be found in the bible: :wink:

Matthew 20
The Parable of the Workers in the Vineyard
1"For the kingdom of heaven is like a landowner who went out early in the morning to hire men to work in his vineyard. 2He agreed to pay them a denarius for the day and sent them into his vineyard.

3"About the third hour he went out and saw others standing in the marketplace doing nothing. 4He told them, ‘You also go and work in my vineyard, and I will pay you whatever is right.’ 5So they went.

"He went out again about the sixth hour and the ninth hour and did the same thing. 6About the eleventh hour he went out and found still others standing around. He asked them, ‘Why have you been standing here all day long doing nothing?’

7" ‘Because no one has hired us,’ they answered.
"He said to them, ‘You also go and work in my vineyard.’

8"When evening came, the owner of the vineyard said to his foreman, ‘Call the workers and pay them their wages, beginning with the last ones hired and going on to the first.’

9"The workers who were hired about the eleventh hour came and each received a denarius. 10So when those came who were hired first, they expected to receive more. But each one of them also received a denarius. 11When they received it, they began to grumble against the landowner. 12’These men who were hired last worked only one hour,’ they said, ‘and you have made them equal to us who have borne the burden of the work and the heat of the day.’

13"But he answered one of them, ‘Friend, I am not being unfair to you. Didn’t you agree to work for a denarius? 14Take your pay and go. I want to give the man who was hired last the same as I gave you. 15Don’t I have the right to do what I want with my own money? Or are you envious because I am generous?’

16"So the last will be first, and the first will be last."

I completely agree with the above and the Bible quote.

“You agreed to a contract. Now you’re complaining that other people got a better contract, according to you. Are you saying that you didn’t agree? Are you saying that I don’t have the right to make different agreements according to my changing needs? Please get over yourselves.” (Although to be really picky, it wasn’t God’s changing needs.)

I will be getting an iPhone, probably around Xmas. Why wait? Because we KNEW that the next version would be out around then, and the price would be lower.

Duh.

The people that have to be the first with a cool new toy always pay a premium, and sometimes end up with buggy products. This has always been true, whether it be cars, computers, phones, gaming systems, etc.

Wait, people who paid $600 for a goddamn telephone feel like they’ve been screwed now?

I agree with the OP as well. I think the difference here is that there is a feeling that the price was artificially inflated from the get-go rather than coming down due to normal market factors. In other words, it came down to where it should have started.

I bought my HD Tivo the day it was released. The price dropped after a couple of months, and you know what? I didn’t care one jot. If I want a new toy, I’m prepared to pay for it.

This is the comment I get from a lot of my customers. I do customer support for a handheld computer. When we drop the price, or bring out a new model, they always call to whine that it is not fair.

In the case of dropped prices, I figure, no one put a gun to their heads to pay $1,900 dollars for a computer. So if we drop it to the “real” price later, so what? You had the freedom to decide for yourself whether or not two grand was a fair price for you.

Let me tell you, you have never heard whining like the whining you hear when people find out that the expensive gadget they have just purchased is coming out with a new model and/or lower price.

Preach it sister (brother?).

Yes, the price was much higher when it first came out. Yes, it was probably artificially inflated by the Apple folks. But guess what? It was a funky new toy of coolness and YOU bought into that and thus paid the price of your folly. You could learn from this.

People like this don’t learn, they upgrade.

That ipetition has some doozies in it, such that I wonder how many are faked:

:dubious: :smack:

Are you kidding me? You sacrificed food and diapers for your kid in order to buy a stupid, useless, overpriced techno phone-toy?

The iPhone is just sooooo sexy that it’s utterly iRresistable. Steve Jobs may as well have put a gun to the woman’s head to force her to buy it, it’s so sexy. That’s the power of the iPhone. And with great power comes even greater responsibility, iNcluding the responsibility not to charge a premium on an exclusive new product.

Really, these people whine for two simple reasons, both of which are understandable to some extent. First, the lower price makes the iTem less of a status symbol. You’re not as special for owning one now that they cost less. And second, you’ve been made to look a fool for paying the higher iNitial price. This is the big part, I think - people hate being made to appear to have been scammed.

Which isn’t to say I have the slightest sympathy for them - anyone who didn’t see that price cut coming is just mindbogglingly stupid, and one should not sympathize. Rather, one is morally obliged to point and laugh in the manner of Nelson. “Ha ha!”

This capitalization thing is really iRritating isn’t it?

This has been going on my whole life. I remember back in the stone ages when I was in college, and at a summer job one of the engineers had this amazingly cool new toy, a calculator. It added, subtracted, multiplied, and divided! It was AMAZING! And he’d only paid $400 for it!

A few years later, there was the guy I worked for who had an amazing thing, a Compaq laptop. And he’d only paid $8,000 for it!

Cut ahead a few years again. My first portable CD player was so cool! And I only paid $200 for it!

What’s most amazing about all those examples? Not once have I heard a complaint – including from myself – when the prices of those insanely expensive toys went down. Nope, we’re all just glad that prices are cheaper now. And the toys do a lot more than the original models did.

Face it, prices go down. What was once available to only those willing to shell out obscene amounts of money becomes commonplace. In a few years, iPhones will probably be offered free with a 2-year contract. Shit happens. Get over it. People who complain about it are idiots.

Right on. When we first heard about iPhone my boyfriend and I were like: “well that looks cool, maybe we’ll get one in a year after the price goes down and they work the bugs out.” I mean, duh.

Don’t you mean “iThink”?

What really surprised me was just how many poeple were after one. Yes, it’s pretty neat as an integrated peice of technology. But I think no one else did it before not because they couldn’t do it but because they didn’t think it would sell at 600$ a pop and you must have a contract with just one carrier. Frankly, I wouldn’t have bet on that horse, either.

I’m pretty sure the baseline for what phones should be is to make calls and receive them.
Also, I love Maddox.

edit Eh, I remember that article being funny last time I read it. He’s still got his child pictures one I guess.