Fuck Marianne with a big rod of iron

And where the hell does Monaco get off, with its sunshine and its gorgeous beaches and its hot princesses? Pigs.

We portuguese are so pathetic (and I speak for every single one of us) that we actually feel proud to be mentioned in this thread. And not in a bad ass kind of way either. :stuck_out_tongue:

Let’s not forget Guilder and Florin. They need to be censured for turning William and his father’s stories loose on the world.

And a big one up the ass of Luxembourg! Just a bunch of pointless Luxem…bur…gers?

Shit. To hell with the Isle of Man too! :dubious:

And the Shetland Islands! What did they ever give us but yappy little hyperactive dogs and ponies with an attitude the size of the Albert Memorial?

And then there’s Antarctica, all self-righteous and “Oooh, we’ve got penguins.” “Ooh, we’re the coldest place on earth.” “Ooh, everyone who comes here freezes to death and is piled up like cordwood.”

Screw Panagea! storms off