And not for being cheese eating surrender monkeys either.
France having grudgingly agreed to accept some minor adjustments to the EU farm subsidies in 2003, now hold as undeniable truth that no further tinkering, or indeed cuts, should be even contemplated till goddamn fucking 2013.
“He must consequently preserve the CAP and guarantee maintenance of the amount of direct aid paid to our farmers until 2013.” - the fucking idiot Monsieur de Villepin says. Now where’s the damn guillitine when you need it?! Pathetic little scared man
2013 is ages away in this modern fast moving world, and they want to keep their big stinking parasitic snout down everybody wallet till far into the next decade?! The CAP already takes up the majority of the EU’s 85 billion euro budget - billions which are desperately needed for research and education, essential areas where Europe is steadily falling behind the US and Asia. But nooo, non non non sacre coer!! Stinking French peasants making goat cheese and posh wine, which won’t even give you a good hangover and no-one wants to drink, have got to have it served till 2013 - and probably a good way beyond that, and fuck the rest. Toady leeches and bloodsuckers all. The real problem with France is not its welfare system, graying population, 35 hour work week, burning cars and intifada in the streets, or even the fact that they can’t dance and their women have hairy legs. No the real problem with France, and now the problem for rest of Europe too, is that they’ve turned into a bunch of pathetic little scared men, scared shitless of the future, desperately trying to stop change, globalisation and everything new and unknown. Fucking pathetic losers. The rest of Europe will have to push them dragging and screaming into the fucking future.
Minor pit:
Fuck Britney (or whatever) up her pussy with a medium sized baseball bat made of pink painted aluminium.
Now it’s perfectly understandable that you want to keep your rebate, seeing as the frogs are such pathetic little eunuchs trying to hide under the bed. And everybody wants to cut the fat off the fat EU bureaucracy - hooray for that. But why the hell do you propose a EU budget which puts the onerous of all savings on the new east european EU member states?! The poorest and weakest members of the union and the ones we in the west owe so much. The only thing the EU is good for. And you single that out for cuts. Fuck that.
Extra minor pit:
Fuck Spain and Portugal too. Carmen Maria Santzes y Calero and that little tight package Petita can take the handle of a tennis racket up the ass. Having received untold billions of EU regional subsidies over the years, we now have to hear those pathetic fuckers moan and whine at the prospect of seeing their subsidies going to poorer and more deserving east european and baltic countries. Show some gratitude fuckers and a bit of magnitude. Don’t be such pathetic losers like the fucking frogs.
Fuck Belgium too. Just because I’ve always hated those stinking idiots.