Fuck my cat!

The BBQ Pit
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No not litter-ally. Just plain ol’ FUCK the damn thing.

I’ve taken care of this beast for 10 years, and suddenly she decides that the litter box is no longer necessary. Yep, my entire condo is now her toilet.

About 2 months ago she started pissing and shitting on my bed, couch, floor any place that she can squat and unload. It doesn’t matter to her that I rub her face in it, scold her, or show her where the fucking litter box is, she still insists on the shit-n-piss free-for-all.

why, Why, WHY? :mad:

I clean her box every other day. I buy the best litter box sand on the market. I feed her, wash her and give her attention, yet she continues to disrespect my authoritay!.

I thought it might be old age causing her to forget where to defecate. Or maybe even the fact that I’m not around as much as I use to be. Regardless, this is driving me fucking crazy!.

I know she just a cat and a a brain the size of a peanut, but when I bought her as a kitten, the guy said that cats only need to be shown their shithole once, and the rest is automatic. Then what the FUCK is this? Alzheimer’s?

I figure I have two options:

  1. Stop giving her water and food, which in turn would remove the whole waste product issue.

  2. Give her the freedom to shit and piss as much as she wants by showing her the door. (as in kick her the fuck out!)

Though option one would save me time and money, I don’t think that killing her is a prudent alternative. So it seems like option two is looking much more reasonable.

So Newt, if you’re reading this, (and I know you’ve been on my computer) consider this your final warning. And just for your information, the price a the new mattress I was force to buy was $850.00. Asshole!

:mad:

-LC

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But do you love her?

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Have you done the “take her to the vet and have her checked out” thing yet?

You say you’re not around much. Cats do hate changes in routine. Have you recently moved, changed furniture, made any other dramatic changes?

If she checks out healthy and there are no changes, then you’ll have to resort to leaving her in a small enclosed place with her box until she does that which needs to be done.

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I feel your pain. I have a kitten (that’s quickly losing her kittenhood) that refuses to be trained. I’m losing my fucking mind. I actually posted about this in MPSIMS not too long ago, received and tried all the great suggestions I got…and still the furry little biatch thinks the world (and, most notably my carpets) is her toilet.
Perhaps we can both chip in and rent them their own place.

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I agree a vet trip is in order. Bloodwork and a urinalysis should be performed to rule out a physiological reason for her litterbox aversion. A lot of cats suffer from cystitis; either diet or stress mediated. At her age she could also be having kidney problems or senility issues that could result in inappropriate urination/defecation. Good luck. I hope things work out for you and your cat.

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Waaa? What’s love got to do with it? What has she done for me lately?

No I haven’t, because I didn’t think there was feline sickness soley designed to piss me off. I’m sure it’s not a control issue. These are calcuated waste dumps. Just not where they are supposed to be. I’ll consider that option though.

Sure, just as long as you pay the security deposit. :wink:

-LC

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Take the cat to the vet, please. As the owner of three of the little furry bastards, I’ve found that, most times, the cat had something it didn’t like (like a urinary tract infection).

C’mon, be a pal and take her in.

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As an animal lover (no not that way) and pet owner, usually changes in a pets toilet behavior suggests there is an addressable problem. A good vet should be able to help you with kitty’s dilemma. If it were me, though, I would have little tolerance for turning my space into its crap box after due diligence.

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She’s given you a whole bunch of presents, and this is how you repay her?! :wink:

Seriously though, she may be having some problems. Not only physical but mental. I had a cat who kept peeing bloody urine in the sink (at least he was near a drain). It made me angry but then one day I let him outside and he never came back. I think something was wrong with him and my anger kept me from getting him help.

<guilt and sadness>

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“Fuck my Cat”

Curious name for a cat.

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Vet time. You have a moral obligation to your pet to try to determine and possibly solve the problem.

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Definitely a visit to the vet, man.

My girlfriend’s cat did exactly his. Seven years old, and all of a sudden she was using the appartment as a litterbox. After a few weeks, an exam by the vet showed some advanced liver disease. Unfortunately, the poor thing didn’t make it.

Cats can’t talk, but they’re not idiots. Have her checked out to rule out any possible physical causes. Please.

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Please take the cat to the vet. Sometimes, when they start avoiding the litter-box, it’s because elimination is painful for some physical reason. They associate the pain with the box instead of the act, and start looking for some part of the house where it doesn’t hurt to pee. Fix the medical problem, and you can fix the behavior problem.

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And yet, oddly appropriate.

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See, further proof that all cats are planning to murder us in our sleep.

You think I’m kidding.

I’m not.