Fuck you, Ad Aware.
You are a piece of garbage. Thanks so much for destroying the internet for me.
I see that another doper had recommended you, so I downloaded and ran you.
And what did you find? 224 objects. I am using the automatic “wizard” approach, and you take care of all 224 for me. Great! That was painless.
And I haven’t been able to access the internet since. This was 3 hours ago. I have since scanned for viruses, deleted all internet temporary files, deleted and disabled all cookies, run scandisk, defragged, and cold booted the system. And I still can’t use the internet.
But how am I posting this message? Good question, I’m glad you asked.
Every single session on the internet is now following this pattern:
First page: Loads slow (30 seconds), browser hangs for 20 seconds after everything is loaded – hyperlinks and toolbar buttons unavailable during this 20 second “blackout”.
Second page: Loads very slowly (1 minute), browser hangs for a full minute after everything is loaded.
Third page: Loads extremely slowly (2.5 minutes), browser hangs for several minutes after everything is loaded.
Fourth page: Internal browser error - press “OK” to close browser.
The nice thing is that it doesn’t matter what those pages are. No matter where I go, this happens.
Fuck you, Ad Aware, and a special go fuck yourself to the piece of human excrement who recommended it.
WTF am I supposed to do? How in the fuck can I fix this fucking mess?
Any help is desperately needed. Although I am seriously concerned I may never be able to get back here to read it.
I remember, just a few hours ago, when I could, for instance, check my fucking hotmail. Boy those were the days.
Fucking piece of shit.
You’ll forgive me if I don’t preview.