Fuck you, Christina Aguilera

Thats what happens when you get a prima donna to sing your anthem. Why not do like other countries and let the crowd sing?? It sounds a lot better to have a stadium full of patriots sing than someone out there doing for selfish reasons. I find the American national anthem is usually over-performed by the person chosen. It looks ridiculous to have someone like that who tries to feign passion, but doesn’t really give a s#!t.

The crowd does sing if the singer isn’t going off on ridiculous tangents. Check out the Whitney Houston version linked upthread. (The best rendition by far in IMO.)

Houstons version was lip synced. Not a conspiracy theory. Do a little research.

Whitney has admitted this.

Assuming you’re right, who the fuck cares? We’re talking about styles of singing, not whether the songs were sung live. Aquilera’s crapfest would have sounded just as bad recorded in a studio, even with the right words.

I fucking agree. But part of the fucking point was that singing it fucking live and fucking it up was part of the fucking point! I think it sounded like fucking shit.

But since fucking people are fucking saying that Whitney’s fucking version was so fucking awesome, I felt obliged to point out that it was fucking lip synced.

I don’t fucking care either.

If you don’t fucking care then why did you fucking bring it the fuck up in the first fucking place?

And befuckingsides, the fucking studio wouldn’t have fucking helped because it was her stupid fucking melisma that fucked up the fucking song, and that fucking shit would have fucking remained in the fucking recorded fucking version any fucking way, you fucking fucker.

Wow! I should re-enroll in school. I’d fit right in. :smiley:

For those who appreciated Whitney Houston’s performance, here is another outstanding version.

The Cactus Cuties (from Lubbock, TX)

And my morning is off to a great giggling start.

By the way, Whitney Houston’s version was gold. I don’t care if it was prerecorded, auto-tuned and fitted with a laugh track. Gold.

Next you’ll be telling me that it is not “God shat his grace on thee…”

Don’t be obtuse. Everybody knows it’s “Godhead in gracefull three.”

Whitney Houston had the best ever anthem at a super bowl. Sadly her future crack whore status ruins it all, but if you want to know what the anthem should be sung like you have to check out that performance.

For whatever it’s worth, she apparently did not make a mistake during the same portion of the anthem during rehearsal.

“Christina Aguilera nailed star.” Yeah, that’s about the headline I expect from her.

i was there, taking photos from the sidelines…I couldn’t stop laughing.

So she messed up the anthem, BFD! It refelcts zero on her love of her country or her patriotism.

I’ve followed this thread from the beginning, and i don’t think that a single person has suggested that it does.

Yeah, well, he’s just makin’ that clear! In case anyone DOES think that!

I’ve followed this thread from the beginning, and i don’t think that a single person has suggested that it does.
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How about the OP:

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