OK, I’m heartily getting sick of all this name changing! How can I keep track of people that I can barely keep track of to begin with if they keep changing screen names? Is there a master list somewhere that we can check?
Oh, and by the way. All you “S” dopers out there? I can’t keep track of who’s who. Sofa King, SPOOFE, SuaSponte, spooge, Sam Stone, and a bunch of others that I can’t remember because they all look alike to me. It’s all a blur. Would it kill you guys to ditch the “S” names? I can’t take much more of this.
I’m begging you all for the love of humanity, can we straighten out these identity questions?
Hang on a second, if you want them to ditch the S names wouldn’t that mean they were changing their names? And you already said not to keep changing names. So how is that supposed to work?
If someone changes his/her name, he/she usually puts “the poster formally known as so-and-so” in his/her signature. However, one can’t always count on this, and sometimes it is a bitch to remember who is who and what is where and how is why and whatnot. Is there a limit to the number of times a poster can change his/her name until one of the admins finally says, “No, you’re stuck with the name Emeril Lagasse, marry me! forever”?
I always confuse Rilchiam, elfkin477, and racinchikki. Also, I have trouble keeping Guinistasia and GingerOfTheNorth straight. And Speaker for the Dead and Searching for Truth That’s probably just because I’m a moron, though.
I personally will never change my screen name. How could anyone possibly improve upon FireUnderpantsBoobs? Just try it! It simply cannot be done.
I am sick of the name changing. People who change names should be beaten with burlap bags filled with armadillos.
I am also sick of people who have similar screen names. People with similar screen names should be beaten with leather rucksacks filled with billiard balls.
Of course, I forgot to mention the two most egregious examples. “Gadarene” and “Gaudere”. Excuse me? How could any two people choose such similar names in good conscience? No. They did it to spite me. They always laugh at me, but I’ll show them.
Fuck you, too, Lemur866. If you don’t like my “S” username (screen names are only for AOL losers who don’t understand the definition of the terms “username” and “alias” in the realm of computing), blame my parents. What are you really getting at here? Do you expect the number of names starting with “S” to only equal the number starting with “Q”?
I really hate people who have to use numbers in their username. What’s the matter, couldn’t you come up with an alias that 866 other people didn’t think up already?
I’d hate to think what reaction the name Sealemon88 causes in you…
And by your logic, as crack-addled as it is, us “girls” (hardygrrl, bigirl,dlgirl,andygirl,etc) have to change our names, which would bother you OR leave them as is, which would bother you.
Find something a little more worthwhile to get all riled up about, m’kay?
Hey, I’m one of those “s” people, and for the record I think usernames with numerals are lame. Which are you, My Mother the Car or Herbie the Love Bug?
