Hey SPOOFE - If you dropped the “S”, you may have to fight Coldfire off with a stick.
Hey, why do you all have to make up weird names anyway? Why not use your real name like me. DIANE. D-I-A-N-E. DIANE. See? No confusion at drunken Dopefests when trying to match up usernames to real names. Makin’ my head spin already.
Losers. 
BTW - My real name is Beulah.
I think bibliophage has the right idea. So, who gets “A”? Moderators should have first dibs of course, so it’s a face-off between Arnold Winkelreid and Alphagene. Alphagene is bigger, but Arnold is nastier and sneakier. Arnold takes down Alphagene and gets to stay. Now bibliophage gets to stay by default. Now…**Chronos, CK Dexter Haven, **or Coldfire? Hmmm, easy choice, obvious, I won’t even bother with naming the obvious winner.
Now…I think there could never be and “L” name as good as mine. What? Lynn Bodoni? Never heard of her. New member maybe?
'scuse me?? I’ve been here for over a year, then along comes a “Ring” and a “wing” and I’m to be beaten with a stick? nay.
Pretty soon the only screenname left will be clownpenis.
I changed my username from Goboy to Gobear for reasons that made sense to me, and if Lemur866 doesn’t like it, he is cordially invited to sit on my dick and spin. In fact, maybe I’ll change my username yet again to SGobear just to piss him off!
LMAO @ Diane.
Will you peel me a grape?
Phlips, pldennison
d&r
Is there another ‘s’-owl on the boards? I can’t imagine becoming creech-owl. Phoo.
quietgirl
ThisYearsGirl
Hypergirl-haven’t seen her in a while!
And let’s see…pezpunk and pezwookie, FairyChatMom and FairyPrincessKitty, etc etc…
I changed my username from Shy Ghost to Atreyu months ago. So there. 
Dibs.
Hey, I don’t see anyone else popping in here and calling dibs!
I am convinced they are the same person. Hey, it works for me . . . no headaches trying to remember who’s who if they’re the same person:).
[sub]Does anyone confuse me with someone else?[/sub]
I KNOW youre not talkin bout me…
svanilla
actually, Toid sounds kindof cute.
I don’t get it. But, now that I think about it, that’s probably a good thing… 
SPOOFE is my real name. Or close enough, anyway.
How many s names are there anyway?
Percentage wise, on the sdmb?
Oh I dunno, thought he might see the name “POOFE” and be reminded of his piggy girly friend.
Hey bookmunch, I was here first!
That’s clownpenis.fart
Does my name pass inspection?
DOWN with S’s, UP with W’s!!!
btw I used to be B_Line12 once upon a time… if you have a problem with that perhaps I could kick you in the nuts.
Rank hath its privileges.