I prefer to think of myself as the Mach 5.
I always confuse astro and that other ass guy…
And yes, apparently there WERE 13 Astroboys before me when I registered with AOL’s IM (long ago, but I, being a creature of habit, use it for a lot of things…Notmail, ICQ, Battlenet, some other things…)
Phew! Glad nobody noticed that, said with a Chinese accent, Uncle Beer and UncleBill are virtually indistiguishable. I’d hate to get called out in the Pit!
I thought this was a good place to announce MY NEW NAME!!!
The Doper formerly known as tlmtlm59, is now The Big Cheese!!! 
I thought I’d pick something to keep in touch with my Wisconsin roots. I didn’t even bother trying to get one that started with an ‘S’, didn’t want to be impetus for Lemur866 to jump off the nearest bridge.
Hey, I think my name is quite original. Memorable, if nothing else.
You don’t like it? Tough shit.
Guess me and Qadgop The Mercotan are safe, huh?
Quasi
Yeah, but what about Qwertyasdfg? How am I supposed to keep the three of you apart? I’m mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take it any more! Attica! Attica! Attica!
Oh, well, that’s easy. The posts which are factual, informative, witty, properly formatted, reveal deep universal truths, and are just generally all-around sublime are by me. The others are by those other guys.
Personally, I can never keep “JillGat” and “Jill Magruder” straight. Dunno why…
You’ll take my lesbianism when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers… :eek:
Drop the S…and I become Hirley Ujest.
Sounds suspiciously Irish.
I always combine ColdFire[sub]with [/sub]FireUnderPantsBoobs. ColdFireUnderPantsBoobs.
The New Doper Metric Engrish System.
I like the Soon to be taken by (I bet) UserName: ClownPenisFart, but I would like it more if it was Sr. Mary ClownPenisFart. Has a nice Papist ring to it.
But I like your hot, live fingers, love…
You never refuse when she lies back
To put the stripe on the Union, the star on the Jack…
Hey don’t think that Chance the Gardener, One Chance and myself aren’t conspiring against you.
You just be careful, out there. Get me?
No “S” user names? But…this is my real name. I’m not changing it.
…although “Well Hung Love God” does have a ring to it.
Does this mean I get to be a Nazi too? Jes’ call me Clog Girl.
NEI*. Please elaborate.
[sub]*NEI = Not Enough Information.[/sub]
I did change my name a few weeks ago. Nothing drastic, I went from Mudshark2911 to just Mudshark.
I could always change it to Vigorous Circular Motion, and be destined to take the place of Mudshark in the SDMB mythology.
I just noticed a Lucki Chaarms and a Lucky Charms, is one of you the European flavor??
Hey all us S-name people…I have an idea. Being that I’m so concerned about the beginning letter of my name confusing Lemur, I think we should all take the name Lemur. We can just add different numbers behind it.
Sound good?grins