Fuck You Pedestrians!

No, my guess is RainbowDragon lives in Chicago, where at every light, you can count on at least one car running a red light, and a second car running the same light if the second car is a taxi.

Also, they don’t stop for stop signs anymore. Slow down from 40 mph to 10 mph, maybe, but stop, never.

But, oh, the inconvenience of having to wait 10 seconds tops for a bicyclist. Oh, the horror! I may miss the first commercial when I get home and sit in front of the TV.

It is illegal for bicycles to be on the sidewalk in Chicago. Unfortunately, it’s only a $25 fine and it is not enforced.

mjolley, I can sympathize with your peeve. In San Francisco I have encountered numerous people on bikes who purposefully drive in the center lane to slow down traffic. Many do not yield for stop signs and some of the more aggressive bikers even taunt people in cars.

I am always mindful of pedestrians and bikers (we have a significant number of deaths each year).

At the same time a lot of bikers do have a superiority complex - I guess I should ditch my car so I can wait 10 minutes for the crowded 20 minute bus ride to the BART station where I can change trains once and take another bus to work only to walk 10 more minutes to work. It’ll only cost me a little over $4 (each way) and the extra hour tacked on to my commute (each way) will allow me to enjoy the stench of human body odor.

I will say I always get a kick out of watching the Critical Mass ride every last friday of the month.

Fuck you too.

I ride my bike everywhere. It’s my only form of transportation. If you would like to purchase me a vehicle of which you approve, thats great!

Personally, i can’t afford to pay over 3200$ a year in insurance, i’m an 18 year old male, insurance companies apparently don’t want me to drive, so i don’t. Never mind the cost of fuel.

I ride residential roads as much as possible to avoid high and mighty fuckers like you as much as i can. I also like to avoid pedestrians, so i stay off the sidewalks… Strange that word: “sidewalk”. Doesn’t make sense. Maybe if i break it apart into the two smaller words of which it’s comprised: “Sid” and “Ewalk”. Nope, still doesn’t help. Fucked up word that one is…

Riding a bike is a more difficult form of transportation than a car. You’re right! i have to exert more physical energy than you to get from point A to point B.

You’re right again!!! I’m much better than you. I’m probably 10 times better than you. You are quite crap in comparison to me.
[sub]At riding a bike[/sub]

Than What?!! Go to work? Go shopping for grocries?
Go home from the bike shop after having my bike repaired after an asshole hit me then left? oh right, they were doing us all a favour by knocking me to the pavement.

Fuck you mjolley.

Just wondering… can people get banned here for being fucking morons?

Are you people psychic or something?

Being born and raised in Chicago, I know the city really well. The advantage Chicagoians have is that usually there is a crowd of people crossing the street at the same time as you do. So there is safety in numbers! One person is unlikely to intimidate a Chicago taxicab driver, but a herd of 15 will.

Do they still have that urban legend in Chicago that CTA bus drivers are told to make sure if they hit someone that they are dead? Cause death benefits are a lot cheaper to pay out than lifetime injuries. Always instilled fear in me when crossed the street in front of a CTA bus.

I’m still around, so I guess not.

Its the same fucking way on the water. Motor boats have to yield to sail boats, row boats, personal water craft, etc, IT FUCKING SUCKS. yielding for the sailboats isnt so bad, on a good day they can get out of the way in a few seconds. rowboats take forever!!! Dont put the slow ass things where the big boats go! And then Jet Skis…oh yes, yet skis…much like the biker on the water, they manage to get on everyones nerves. they use their superior speed and loud engines to blast by too close fishermen, the resulting wake shaking up the boat and scaring away any potential meals. mabey one will break down and i can tow it back in :slight_smile: give em a little hell

I will ride on a sidewalk if I don’t feel safe riding in a busy street. We also have a good network of bike paths and bike lanes, but sometimes the most direct route is not a designated bike trail. Other times a designated bike trail is the sidewalk. The county government has a map of all official and unoffical bike trails, many of the unofficlal trails are streets with no bike lane and some are sidewalks.

I’ve also had the misfortune of dealing with ass-clowns who apparently have the same mentality of mjolley and howgoesit. I went to high school in the western suburbs of New Orleans, where bike trails were and probably still are nonexistant. I’d go riding nearly every afternoon when on summer break, during one such ride I hear a motor behind me so I move over expecting the vehicle to pass. It doesn’t. I move over more, into the gutter! Still doesn’t pass. I ride up the angled curb onto the sidewalk. Vehicle finally passes and turns out to be some jerks in a pickup. One jerk riding in the bed yells out that I’m in the way. How in the hell could I be in the way if after I moved to the fucking gutter?!

Yes, I also drive; I bought my first last year at the age of 32. I still have only about of month of experience behind the wheel because my girlfriend does most of the driving. Cyclists take up, what, two feet of space at the most? Yes, I understand there are curvy roads in your area but why do you have a problem with moving over a couple of feet? You do not need to move over a complete lane in order to pass a cyclist! Nor should it be your fault if they swerve into you while you’re passing them.

One more thing mjolley and howgoesit, assuming they’re not the same person: calm down before your road rage lands you in jail, or worse.

I’d argue that a better analogy would be jetskis = motorcycles; sailboards = bicycles.

The general rule of thumb is that faster and more maneuverable watercraft should give way to slower (especially non-motorpowered) ones. Often this means that drivers of boats towing waterskiers have to be especially careful of where they go in crowded recreational areas, which can be very annoying.

However, having spent a significant amount of time around recreational lakes, bays etc., I can say that there are just as many idiots on the water as there are on the road, and it doesn’t seem to matter what type of vehicle they’re in. [pet peeve] Except for jetskiers, 95% of which seem to be irresponsible assholes; they’re the motorcycle couriers of the waterways. :mad: [/pet peeve]

Purposefully slow down traffic? Your grasp of the erroneous is staggering. Put down the crack pipe, Lampwick. If a cyclist is cheating toward the middle, it’s to avoid being doored by one of the parked cars. Do me a favor: stay right there in Frisco until it slides into the Pacific.

Jr8, you are my new god!

If you want Bikers to move so you can get by, have you considered maybe using the fucking horn so they know that there’s a problem?

Whenever I bike, I often encouted the Hill Idiot, who will drive their car up the hill with me huffin’ and puffin’ behind. Then they just fucking stop for no reason, which means that I have to stop and lose all momentum and walk up the rest of the fucking hill while their ass grows larger in their SUV’s leather seats as they enjoy the A/C and music.

Not that I am bitter.

Damn, this slipped to the second page before I saw it.

I think I saw jmolley the other day. He was the asshole who honked at me rather than going around, just to get to the next red light a couple seconds earlier. Ignorant assholes like him are on the roads endangering the lives of bicyclists, sometimes even on purpose.

There is something about being in a car that seems to make many people think that God himself has annointed them the center of the universe, with the rest of the world deserving of punishment for any hindrance. I think it’s because those people are only kept from being assholes in the rest of their lives by the fact that they’d get their asses kicked if they acted that way when not ensconced in a metal convenience pod. Either the OP is posting while driving, or he finds the same convenient safety from repercussion for his utter boorishness on the internet.

Anyway, I’ll (as I usually do in these threads) mention the http://www.massbike.org site as a great resource for finding bike laws in most states, and other information.

And for the record, here in Boston, there is, AFAIK, exactly one road with a bike lane. Over in Cambridge, there are quite a few, and they are often used for double parking. Also, there are roads such as the Jamaicaway which would be dangerous to bike on, due to the fact that there are two narrow lanes in each direction with no shoulders and heavy traffic (in all lanes) moving at speeds up to 40 mph. Hell, I could probably top all you guys’ stories about your cities being bad for bicyclists.

Well fuck ya, he had every right to honk at you. He was trying to go about his driving with one thumb on the wheel and a cell phone in the other hand. And there ou are showing him what a flabby loser he is and made him actualy touch his break pedal! How dare you!
Then when he gunned his engine (proving to all that he drives a real mini-van) he almost spilled his beer!
Anyway, what always annoys, yet amuses me is when drivers get behind me on a two lane street and act as if I’m really impedeing their progress. Then they discover that I’m actually [i[faster* off the green light than most cars are…unless they leave some rubber behind that is.
Sure, they win down the road, but its just thir ankle on the pedal that suffers, in my case being behind a car at a stop light actual means I will waste energy when the luight turns green.

ROFL, that last post was a classic…of course nobody will slam him for his assfuckery of the english language…hold on, I may spill my beer when I hit my breaks!

And talking about endangering the lives of bikers, please, by placing yourself around much faster moving objects that outweigh you by a large margin, you’re at risk to get hurt. The general theme here though is “I’m helping the enviroment so you horribile fat fucks in your stupid cars can just wait on my ass while I scoot on down the edge of this road.” It’s the “me me me” syndrome that makes fuckers pull out in front of you and blow red lights, only now that they’re on bikes instead of cars they’re a bigger hazard.

As for moving into the other lane slightly when you pass one of these moving speed limits, it’s out of respect to them, since you don’t want to not move over and just tear inches past them, at least that’s they way I feel. I may think you all are complete assholes and I may wish for a spring-loaded rotary saw blade at tire length mounted to the side of the car, but I’m not really going to try to hurt one.

Once again, roads are not built for bicycles, considering they’re the perfect width for these evil polluting overwide penis extentions. When you go out into traffic onto something slower (even though you can beat a car off the line, can you keep pace with the traffic so they don’t have to slow down for you) and smaller, you make everyone else have to work harder to make sure they don’t kill you and thus raise their insurance rates and face jail time…in other words, it’s like hanging a big sign on yourself that says “I’M AN ASSHOLE AND I’M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU, SO YIELD TO ME!” in flashing neon letters. And I’m the asshole, sure.

Of course there are many, many assholes on 4-wheels, but they’re easier to spot, they can keep up with me (unless they’re an old person, who, as a group, are almost as annoying as bikers on the road), and if I clip them in a minor accident, they’re not going to die.

I’ll let you all get back to slamming me, the evil horribile car driver that dosen’t like people on bikes.

Fine, but this is not the fault of bicyclists, it is the fault of planners and officials who, like you, are stuck in the mindset that everyone should have a their own car, and fuck everyone else.

You do not understand that:
a. not everyone can afford cars, insurance, and general upkeep that a car requires.

b. not everyone wants a car, whether it is for health, environmental, expense, whatever. And that is their right.

c. not every trip requires a personal automobile. We have legs for a reason.

Until people like you and city planners realize the above, we have to share the road. I would much prefer to take a nice series of trails and specifically labled bike routes to get where I need to go. Unfortunately, in Houston, as well as most of the U.S. the few trails and paths we have either do not go anywhere or go meander and multiplies the time it takes to get somewhere.

Speaking personally, I try to take larger roads, so as not to be a hazard and for safety, but unfortunately, these are the roads that cars also choose, so often I will have to take smaller, less bike friendly roads.

Also, I bet that you are one of those, who if a city does decide to take a road lane away, and make a bike lane, you complain loudly about it, and demand that they take the lanes away and give it back to the cars. We have that here in Houston, where the city adds a few lanes, then a few, LOUD crybabies whine about it, and they secretly, at night, remove them.

There are plenty of roads for cars, relatively few for bikes. If you feel they are slowing you down find another route with less cyclists.

We do pay our taxes, a LARGE part goes to roads, and it is in our rights to use them, and we will use them. You had better accept it and learn to deal with it.

All I have to say is that my boyfriend is a biker, and has been hit by a car, another biker, and a jogger in the last three months, and if I happened to find out that you were the driver of that hit-and-run (he hurt his back and his bike needed lots of repair) I would personally be the one crushing that little artery that goes to your cock, as well as a signifigant portion of the surrounding area.

What drives my (99% of the time pedestrian.) ass crazy about the OP is that they’re using a Simpsons quote for a sig block.

Probably the same idiot that wrote last week’s subpar Halloween episode.

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And putting yourself into a car going at 60 mph can really get you hurt. Life is a risk. Idiots like you with a hormone driven attitude are what make people unwilling to bike in the first place. Think about it the next time you are stuck in traffic: If there were twice as many bikes as there are now, there would be a lot whole lot less traffic, and a whole lot less pollution. And you could get your fat ass to wherever you wanted to go in the fist place.

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Yeah, I always love it when people do the “I want to kill all of people who do “x” because they cause me minor inconveniences, but I won’t.” Sure, I beleive you.

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Wrong. The roads are built for vehicles and bikes are considered vehicles. Roads may be idealized for cars, but that does not make them exclusive users.

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I once kept up with a Diablo. Impressed? Don’t be, it was in the city and the Diablo was racing to the next red light. My timing was good so I was still moving when the light turned green. Of course, he seemed annoyed by the slower cars and delivery trucks on the street.

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Oh Boo-hoo! Drivers actually have to stay alert and stuff! Wah! No fair making drivers actually live up to their obligations as a driver.

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Horseshit on the insurance, and if you can’t pass a bicylist without facing jail time then GET YOUR CAR OFF THE ROAD! That is what makes the insurance rates go up.

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If you can’t drive competantly, yet insist on being on the road, then yes you are an asshole. You have expressed fantasies of murder over an inconvenience, which makes me think you are much much worse than an asshole.

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Oh! well, that makes it all better!

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Once agian, you are blaming your inability to drive properly on those who you would pass.

If that’s true, where are all the burnt offerings? :stuck_out_tongue:

It’s like rai-ai-ain, on your wedding day . . .

No, the general theme is, “If I can get around efficiently without incurring the cost of several thousand dollars for a car, plus the costs of maintenance, insurance, and gas, I will.” Some people – and sit down, this concept may give you a brain hemorrhage – use cars to go some places and bikes to go other places.

I don’t think bikers should blow red lights, and have complained about it in this very forum in the past. But it should be obvious to all but the stupidest individuals that a 2-ton metal car poses a much greater hazard to an average-sized individual on a bicycle than vice versa.