Has the OP considered wearing a diaper while out and about? Problem solved!
Also, if you’re typing on a keyboard, I have some alarming news for you…
Move the dishes first.
AHA!!!
Gentlemen! At last we have it! A woman admitting that having to lift something to use the toilet is “work”! Now at last there’s proof: the whole “men should put the seat down after they pee” thing is pure and simple work avoidance! Go forth, men, and let women know that we will be their slaves no longer!
Seriously, though, at my house, I always close the lid after. As far as I’m concerned, everyone should have to lift something before they go and put it down after. It’s only fair.
Ha, nice conclusion. 
I always close the lid, too, but it’s purely for selfish reasons. When I was a kid, I dropped entirely too many Star Wars and GI Joe weapons in the toilet while taking them out of the bathtub and going back to my room. No way I was fishing them out, so they’d get flushed. Eventually, I just started making sure the lid was shut so it wouldn’t happen. Habit has stuck with me ever since, and I’ll be damned if on the rare occasion I don’t make sure it’s down while I’m not actively using the toilet, I haven’t dropped something in nearly every time.
No, all about the OP here. Some cretins use my head at my place and always put the seat/cover down. Don’t want to touch that shit – it must be something they picked up from “polite,” overbearing mothers-in-law. Thankfully, most of my friends IRL are pigs and just TCB without all this affectation.
They use your head?! For what?:eek:
What’s the combination of a (gentle) skull-fucking and a blimpie? That’s what they do. And I let them in my house!
You’ll be happy to know that most public bathrooms don’t have lids on the toilets in my area, unfortunately for you, you must not live in Louisville, KY. A tip though, the lid can be raised with a piece of TP, just sayin’ :).
As I’ve been telling myself lately,*** “There are people in this world with REAL problems…”***
Puts my petty annoyances (and toilet-seat-challenges) in perspective.
as evidenced by their nonchalance towards having their other body parts in contact with germs, it would appear that this has more to do with having to use their hands to touch the icky squishies than anything else. perhaps akin to being unwilling to share food with their partner despite sharing mouth juices.
or perhaps the assumption that they actually do sit down while they’re in there is mistaken.