Fuck you Timeslips!

The BBQ Pit
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…or its creators, rather. For those not familiar, Timeslips is a time entry program used almost universally by lawyers. In this case, I’m not pitting the program itself (though I could fill 10 pages with rants to that end).

Its bad enough that none of your program settings reside in the same location, and almost NOTHING is intuitive, but at least you have all those helpful articles on your website, right? You know, the ones that address all kinds of specific issues a la Microsoft Knowledge Base? You charge a premium rate (two hundred fucking thirty dollars a year!) for e-mail correspondence or phone support, which is annoying but at least semi-understandable
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What’s that you say? I now have to PAY to look at your fucking support documents? You evil money-hungry fucks!!! If a company like Microsoft (with as many bugs as its software has) can provide fixes and huge support documents for every one of their products - not to mention a staffed message board - for free, then your pathetic ass is getting no free passes from me. Screw you soundly up the ass, and may your brethren be plagued with intestinal discomfort.

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So tell us how you really feel about Timeslips.

Extra credit - now tell us about Summation Blaze. ::flees::

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Must…resist…ironic…retort.

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Not an ironic tort?

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Am I the only one who saw the thread title and was really disappointed that it wasn’t about timeslips in the “abducted by aliens and can’t remember the past thirty-six hours” sense?

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Timeslips is shit. It was written by retarded chimpanzees. It’s the only product I’ve ever seen where not only do the upgrades fail to fix the problems it has, they actually create new problems where none existed before.

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This is why I stay far, far away from my secretary when she is entering my time.

(Yeah, our firm uses Timeslips, and I’ve heard the OP in verbal form from every secretary in the vicinity of my office.)

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I actually thought it was about people supposedly getting sucked back in time for a few minutes, I guess we both need to get out from the TinFoil a little bit more.