Great. I just get emails telling me how to get out of debt fast. Even spammers are conspiring to keep my sex life (with other humans) in check. And so I as well must say “Fuck you, too, Diane!”, for not even caring about my possible erectile dysfunction.
I’ve gotten the ‘Diane’ email on numerous occassions too–at the email address I have listed on this board.
I have also received (at the same address) information regarding “hot teen girls,” starting your own business, stuffing envelopes, “horny Asian schoolgirls” (?), marijuanna substitute, obtaining various loans, getting a fake ID…
Wonder what sort of spam they would send me if they knew that I’m a female?
You think that’s bad? I’ve gotten this particular e-mail several times, from *different women each time!!!
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WTF are you doing Diane, writing messages on ladies room walls??? This is all because John and I gave your son beer and wanted to get him a tattoo in A’dam, isn’t it?
Diane??? Uhmm…( toe in sand, whistling, eyes casting about near ceiling )there’s a LOT of hope it can get erect. Dare I say, anticipation? I dare. 
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Let me be the first to commend andygirl on her lovely boobies.
Me too. And Hotmail won’t even let me “block sender” anymore because I already have 250 addies on the blocked list. 
Thanks for the sig Diane!
Personally I’d like to thank Diane. I’ve suffered from Erictile Dysfunction for a long time now. I’ve been too scared to visit my doctor since I’m only 19. So I decided to give this stuff a try. Now my fucking anti-Erictile Dysfunction penis will not go back down. I run around all day with a stiffy tryin’ to get myself off to no avail. So Diane how in the hell do I turn this thing off since you recomended it to me?*
*As a side note I’ve never suffered from ED or anything along the lines. This is my sad attempt at a joke. A very sad attempt
Would you like me to forward them to you; hell, I’ll even throw in the “female viagra” and farmsex ones as a bonus.
I got the “Diane thinks you have erectile dysfunction” email. It can hardly be the mark of a SDMB Cool Clique.
I get Lose Weight, Herbal Viagra, Teen Sluts Hot For You, Make $$$ From Home and Best Mortgage Rates spam all the bloody time. So now I’m an gullible impotent fat bloke with a low credit rating. Where did they get this idea?
They saw your Web Page? :rolleyes: Sorry, Tansu, but the opportunity was just SITTING there on the table like a ripe morsel of mutton !!!
Originally Posted by The Mighty Tiki God
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I have this
MightyMighty Site to offer in the way of solace. 
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Arse.
For me, it’s tough enough convincing the women I even have a penis, let alone one that’s erectally dysfunctional…
Maybe if I photocopied it and put it on a t-shirt that said, “Oh, it’s THERE all right!”
That’s “touchas”, my friend. ;j
Hey, I owe ya a beer for poking fun. Don’t whine, the more fun, the more beer.
Cartooniverse
I am now holding up a sign that reads “Will Be Ridiculed For Beer”.
Jarbaby said -
Scared? Of John? HA! That bark may be bad, but he’s a sweetheart deep down.
Manny -
Ah, hell yes! Let me know if you need me to bring . . . . . er. . . . . something.
:::d&r:::
WeirdDave
I just thank God he didn’t go with us to the Red Light District with you two bad influences! Seriously though, he still talks about those “cool guys” in Amsterdam and London (L_C).
As for the rest of y’all, yes, I very much do care about your penises or lack thereof. That’s just the caring, kind hearted person that I am, thankyouverymuch.
Really? in that case:
JOHN CORRADO CAN LICK MY ASS!
:: d&r ::
jarbaby
Hey ! They’ve also got me pegged. I keep opening the Teen Sluts ones in case it’s fan mail, though. Some hope…
Infamy !, infamy !, no one’s got it in for me!
Yet.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!